All of the facts that follow are true, unlike the many lies thataccompany them.
Gerson was born on the outskirts of Brooklyn, and only wishes he had been raised by wolves. As the middle child in a family of 2, he was often forced to find his own entertainment, leading to his lifelong love of architecture, which has manifested itself mostly through his frequent egging of neighbors' homes. He has worked as a shiftless layabout since the late '50's, and was recognized as a leader in his field by President Nixon.
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