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Last caption at 09:49 PM / The current time is 10:26 PM
Capped at Sun 09:49 PM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Why'd I come in here?)
Capped at Sun 09:00 PM.Thumbnail
Painful? No, my makeovers are never painful, pay no attention to my ghoulish laughter.
Capped at Sun 08:15 PM.flavio   
You zombies stop trying to clean my windshield!
Capped at Sun 06:51 PM.Tommys_Dad
This one time at band camp...
Capped at Sun 06:00 PM.flavio   
Of course I'd like to see your subpoena !
Capped at Sun 11:02 AM.Thumbnail
So, Wife #1 is nuttier than a fruitcake.
Capped at Sun 10:57 AM.Thumbnail
My refrigerator runs very fast, now lets see how fast it can reach the moon.
Capped at Sun 10:51 AM.Thumbnail
Lets go make prank calls on my new pink princess phone.
Capped at Sun 02:05 AM.Tommys_Dad
Is it just me, or is it really wet in here?
Capped at Sun 01:04 AM.LibTard
All you hayseeds have to do is vote for Andrew Yang. Don't worry, the rich 1% will pay for it. *Distant sound of rich 1% departing for the Cayman Islands.*
Capped at Sun 12:17 AM.flavio   
Have you never been mellow?
Capped at Sat 11:04 PM.pekejebe
Talky Tina put sauerkraut in my peanut butter.
Capped at Sat 11:01 PM.pekejebe
I'll be Schlemiel! You be Schlimazel!
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Capped at Sat 08:40 PM.flavio   
schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer ahhh screw it
Capped at Sat 08:37 PM.Thumbnail
Could very well be a ticket for double parking.
Capped at Sat 08:34 PM.Thumbnail
My bridge club can beat up your bridge club.
Capped at Sat 08:33 PM.Thumbnail
Im gonna party like you only cost 19.99.
Capped at Sat 08:30 PM.Thumbnail
Oversexed Sauerkraut!
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