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Tommys_DadoO(Why'd I come in here?)
ThumbnailPainful? No, my makeovers are never painful, pay no attention to my ghoulish laughter.
flavio You zombies stop trying to clean my windshield!
Tommys_DadThis one time at band camp...
flavio Of course I'd like to see your subpoena !
ThumbnailSo, Wife #1 is nuttier than a fruitcake.
ThumbnailMy refrigerator runs very fast, now lets see how fast it can reach the moon.
ThumbnailLets go make prank calls on my new pink princess phone.
Tommys_DadIs it just me, or is it really wet in here?
LibTardAll you hayseeds have to do is vote for Andrew Yang. Don't worry, the rich 1% will pay for it. *Distant sound of rich 1% departing for the Cayman Islands.*
flavio Have you never been mellow?
pekejebeTalky Tina put sauerkraut in my peanut butter.
pekejebeI'll be Schlemiel! You be Schlimazel!
flavio schlemiel schlimazel hasenpfeffer ahhh screw it
ThumbnailCould very well be a ticket for double parking.
ThumbnailMy bridge club can beat up your bridge club.
ThumbnailIm gonna party like you only cost 19.99.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.