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Capped at Fri 06:17 PM.flavio   
Sylvester burps up yellow feather
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Capped at Fri 05:51 PM.amjoan
And he's still at it. LibTurd, just go away! As Peter Griffin says "Shut up Meg!"
Capped at Fri 05:49 PM.LibTard
"I don't have a legal nor logical leg to stand on, but here's one way I know I can win a debate." .oO(Can't wait to vote for the old-white-man Biden/Sanders ticket.)
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Capped at Fri 05:44 PM.amjoan
The short life of a political capper.
Capped at Fri 04:33 PM.LibTard
In Bizzarro World, pointing out Dem hypocrisy is 'unfunny' while heaping death wishes on those who dare point it out is celebrated. Sounds a lot like tyrranny & my life means as much as a newborn's.
Capped at Fri 04:02 PM.cambria36   
Only a few married couples are turned on by shoulder-pad sex.
Capped at Fri 03:53 PM.cambria36   
3rd drawer is for emergency pissing.
Capped at Fri 02:21 PM.cambria36   
Wow..his tattoo is the same as mine...
Capped at Fri 02:20 PM.cambria36   
When he called her a "two-bit whore", she beat him over the head with her bag of quarters.
Capped at Fri 02:19 PM.cambria36   
It's "curtains" for her.
Capped at Fri 01:21 PM.Thumbnail
I talk to the Swede... but he dont listen to me...
Capped at Fri 01:18 PM.Thumbnail
I talk to the chin... but it dont listen to me...
Capped at Fri 01:15 PM.Thumbnail
I talk to the trees... but they dont listen to me...
1 vote
Capped at Fri 05:26 AM.Tommys_Dad
Sometimes I almost, kinda prefer fat-old-dead-on-the-toilet Elvis.
Capped at Fri 04:04 AM.pekejebe
*sob* The boss never made me put coversheets on TPS reports before. Maybe I could put... strychnine in the guacamole.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 02:55 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Dad, what's a TPS report?"
Capped at Fri 12:14 AM.pekejebe
Nina, don't forget to put the coversheet on the TPS report.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:57 PM.Gamecreature
"Who needs a hug?"
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