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Last caption at 05:23 PM / The current time is 06:14 PM
Capped at Fri 05:23 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Good for her! Given her advanced age, she needed to concquer some grapes.
Capped at Fri 05:02 PM.LibTard
But if Jim Acosta can't behave himself and is forced out, don't worry. He'll just get a judge to sign a restraining order to let him right back in there. Can't win? Just redifine reality.
Capped at Fri 05:01 PM.flavio   
There are raisins in this cinnamon bread!
Capped at Fri 04:39 PM.KtmaMst3k
"If you build it, they will come."
Capped at Fri 04:38 PM.KtmaMst3k
No Mr. Baseball Man. I want to grow up, eat red meat, smoke, and gamble like you. Aim high Billy. Aim high....
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:37 PM.flavio   
I encourage you to eat a few vegetables, Tiny Person
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:36 PM.KtmaMst3k
Romeo bzzzzttttt Romeo *clunk clunk*
Capped at Fri 04:35 PM.KtmaMst3k
Hey Donald, imagine this. In 100 years, we'll be captioned on a website.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:34 PM.flavio   
I got us tickets for Electric Shakespeare playing down at the Hasbro Theater!
Capped at Fri 04:33 PM.KtmaMst3k
It is now policy, that all Americans must sign Sherry's card.
Capped at Fri 04:31 PM.Tommys_Dad
DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH ITS HEART not.
Capped at Fri 04:13 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Now Pinnocia, why would you ever want a nose job? / oh, i'd love to have a Bob Hope like you!
Capped at Fri 04:01 PM.Tommys_Dad
In Mother Russia, a round tuit gets you.
Capped at Fri 03:47 PM.Tommys_Dad
Suddenly, without warning, a Mel Brooks movie broke out. Oh the humanity.
2 votes
Capped at Fri 03:44 PM.Tommys_Dad
New from Hasbro, it's Electric Shakespeare. *Bzzzzz...*
2 votes
Capped at Fri 03:40 PM.Tommys_Dad
Solar orgasms don't happen very often, but when they do - Hoo boy.
Capped at Fri 02:59 PM.Thumbnail
*sniff sniff* Smells like cat burglars.
Capped at Fri 01:44 PM.flavio   
Meow, we're Cat Burglars
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