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Capped at Tue 07:53 PM.LibTard
Lois, what are you going to write about after Mueller publishes his nothing-burger report? - Well, there's just as much evidence Trump colluded with Uzbekistan. That's another 2 years of confusion.
Capped at Tue 07:51 PM.Thumbnail
That kerschproigle went down the wrong ganiff ganoff.
Capped at Tue 05:20 PM.flavio   
A clear case of Kerschproigle of the Ganiff Ganoff
Capped at Tue 02:25 PM.Thumbnail
After I wash your mouth out, I am giving your brain a good shellacking.
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Capped at Tue 02:21 PM.Thumbnail
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Capped at Tue 02:19 PM.Thumbnail
Take my hand, I am a stranger with parasites.
Capped at Tue 01:53 PM.flavio   
Loosen up those purse strings. Jesus wants me to have my own golden chuck wagon
Capped at Tue 01:47 PM.flavio   
I brought Ned the undertaker just in case some sh*t goes down.
Capped at Tue 01:44 PM.flavio   
Won't you join me in a glass of Brain Shellac?
1 vote
Capped at Tue 12:23 PM.flavio   
Did you wander away from the Shady Rest again?
Capped at Tue 06:01 AM.Tommys_Dad
Here, this'll get those goats outa your underpants.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 01:19 AM.Tommys_Dad
Inventing Situations, now with narrated screengrabs.
Capped at Tue 01:03 AM.mcgreaves
Today's special is Political Capper at .29 a pound. Problem is that the smell just won't go away.
Capped at Tue 01:02 AM.mcgreaves
I could really use a point-ed stick about now.
Capped at Tue 12:33 AM.cambria36   
Using only her tongue, Maggie plays "Home, Home, on the Range".
1 vote
Capped at Mon 11:28 PM.Thumbnail
Bob, I ate the little pointy sticks that were attached to the fresh fruit.
Capped at Mon 11:20 PM.Thumbnail
These four people bought Chevys from me. Top that, Mister Pontiac.
Capped at Mon 09:53 PM.mcgreaves
I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit. And pointed sticks.
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