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Tommys_DadYoung man to act as guide to south seas. Australian speaking shoe salesmen with combovers need not apply.
flavio Meemaw flashes the paper boy
LibTardoO(Well, there it is in black&white; the 29th Amendment: Any government official hiring prostitutes to urinate on foreign bedding is heretofore considered treasonous & shall be impeached.) #fakenews
Tommys_DadRemember, only YOU can END HOTALING.
LibTard"You Young Turks say that Sanders won his townhall on Fox? Not hard to do when he had no opponent."
LibTard"Great article covering Sanders' town hall on Fox, Lois. But as down as he is on ObamaCare, why didn't u ask y he voted for it? & then, what he is actively doing to eliminate DNC's Super-delegates?"
amjoanDear Inventing Situations: Yessir, it is a sad state of affairs when political captions dominate this once fun caption site.
Tommys_DadCongratulations, it's a Clark Bar.
flavio Is it a Clark Bar?
flavio We now return to Glaucoma Theater
Tommys_DadArne Saknussemm jokes are no fun if ya hafta explain 'em.
ThumbnailIt was only a few harmless Arne Saknussem jokes, honest.
LibTard"And in other news, despite a lack of evidence, we still expect you to believe that Russia, with a GDP less than South Korea, could swing a Presidential Election." #fakenews
LibTardAKA 'A good start with burying 10K lawyers'
LibTard"This is CNN...where Republicans are in trouble for things they don't do and Democrats don't get in trouble for things they actually do." #FlareCannedDalianced
LibTard"And in other news, Rep. Adam Schiff still won't release his evidence of Russia Collusion. Of course, he needs this non-issue as a club for a 2020 October Surprise." #InvestigateGate
AlienIvasionFleetHe called for his pipe, And he called for his bowl, And he smoked 'til he saw elves of three.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.