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Last caption at 05:41 AM / The current time is 06:57 AM
Capped at Mon 05:41 AM.pekejebe
Just add rain water.
Capped at Mon 01:01 AM.cambria36   
Even mice have boxing arenas.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 01:01 AM.cambria36   
Every Easter, Billy's face melts.
Capped at Mon 12:29 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
Do not take World's Largest Aspirin if allergic to aspirin. Call your doctor if you develop heart arrhythmia, ovarian cancer, soft toenails, suicidal tendencies, flurescent urine,or glutial baldness.
Capped at Sun 09:41 PM.LibTard
"Teach me about PoliSci." - "Love to. Ed Buck donates to Hillary. Ed Buck injects black gays with meth, killing them. Ed Buck goes free. Thus, Hillary hates black gays." - "Oh! And $ excuses murder."
Capped at Sun 08:34 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"I got my wings on. Think they'll let me on Victoria's Secret runway?"
Capped at Sun 07:15 PM.cambria36   
..are also sons-of-bitches.
Capped at Sun 06:29 PM.cambria36   
HEY....ya mean girls don't have willies?
Capped at Sun 06:28 PM.cambria36   
Just prior to the collapse, he asks himself, "I wonder what this'll do?"
Capped at Sun 06:27 PM.cambria36   
Were you expecting me to arrive in a tux?
Capped at Sun 05:57 PM.flavio   
Let there be Midriff!
1 vote
Capped at Sun 05:42 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Seven years? As your personal slave? I hear and obey, Queen Pekejebe."
Capped at Sun 05:37 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Mmph blrg chish mursh."
1 vote
Capped at Sun 05:33 PM.Tommys_Dad
Now cough!
Capped at Sun 04:49 PM.Tommys_Dad
This? It's Frank's Red Hot Sauce, we put this shit on everything. *SWIG* *Bowtie spins.*
Capped at Sun 04:22 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Dude, how much tequila did I drink last night?" / "Please tell me you have all your teeth."
Capped at Sun 03:46 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Dick Cavett Born Tomorrow
Capped at Sun 03:06 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
right to left: bEVEass and Dickhead: "Wow! That's some belly button."
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.