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Last caption at 09:58 PM / The current time is 10:18 PM
Capped at Tue 09:58 PM.flavio   
I once pulled my groin on the streets of De Moines
Capped at Tue 09:01 PM.Thumbnail
I don't know how to waltz and I am not Matilda.
Capped at Tue 08:59 PM.Thumbnail
I can't rhyme anything with Des Moines!
1 vote
Capped at Tue 08:56 PM.Thumbnail
Excuse me for noticing, but is that a dangling participle in your toga.
Capped at Tue 08:48 PM.Tommys_Dad
OOO, right in the dangling participle.
Capped at Tue 08:47 PM.Tommys_Dad
WILL BE ROBERT DENBIGH. He's very elusive, ya know.
Capped at Tue 08:44 PM.Thumbnail
Just rolled in from Saratoga, wearing nothing but a toga.
Capped at Tue 08:22 PM.Dr_Bob_Dobbs
...being from Perth, had no worth, mirth nor girth.
Capped at Tue 07:57 PM.flavio   
Regurgitate, regurgitate, throw up all the food you ate!!
Capped at Tue 06:04 PM.cambria36
Hurry up, will ya? I'm in Clark Kent's phone booth.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 05:33 PM.mcgreaves
I tend to ignore political "crapping" and concentrate on sauerkraut.
Capped at Tue 05:23 PM.cambria36
Each midnight, he gets a boner.
Capped at Tue 05:08 PM.Thumbnail
Turn around, Ethel, that's a level 10 Starfleet force field.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 05:04 PM.Thumbnail
Here is the secret formula for sauerkraut. Don't let the Germans get their hands on it.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 05:00 PM.Thumbnail
Wowza! Look at the saknussemms on that one!
Capped at Tue 04:58 PM.Thumbnail
Could I see the head waiter? You don't seem to have one.
Capped at Tue 04:29 PM.LibTard
"But WHY do you have to politicize capping?" [Why not capping? Demorats have politicized everything else; basketball, the flu, 9 civilian deaths while in police custody v 60 cops killed in 2019..etc.]
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