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Last caption at 09:11 PM / The current time is 11:35 PM
Capped at Wed 09:11 PM.amjoan
Do not forget that you promised to give me a massage later. I would like a happy ending.
Capped at Wed 09:03 PM.amjoan
Oh...... I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
Capped at Wed 08:22 PM.amjoan
Tony, I know you are faking. I only lightly pushed you down the elevator shaft.
Capped at Wed 08:14 PM.amjoan
Pigs in Space
Capped at Wed 08:09 PM.Tommys_Dad
High mileage, but still plenty of gas in the tank. Does windows. We'll start the bidding at fifty.
Capped at Wed 08:08 PM.amjoan
First we ban political cappers. Next, we admit them to PCA (Political Cappers Anonymous). Their obsession with politics is suspicious. "I agree, now can we watch Popeye"?
Capped at Wed 06:17 PM.Thumbnail
What? Your Beethoven decomposing story was just a joke?
Capped at Wed 06:15 PM.Thumbnail
Damn, the Dine-And-Dash SWAT team is STILL after us.
Capped at Wed 06:11 PM.Thumbnail
No hard shoes or squeaky sneakers!
Capped at Wed 06:08 PM.Thumbnail
Come on, pizza parlor animatronic gorilla bear, we got a crime caper to bust.
Capped at Wed 06:02 PM.Thumbnail
Smells like Sweaty Pinochle.
Capped at Wed 05:47 PM.flavio   
How about a game of Sweaty Pinochle?
Capped at Wed 04:55 PM.LibTard
(cont'd) 2.) "Blue city mayors?" - "Won't prosecute rioters on Soros' payroll." - "The press on board?" - "Of course. They love absolute disasters." - "Chaos for 2020. Excellent."
Capped at Wed 04:53 PM.LibTard
1.) "Never let a crisis go to waste." - "We need Trump out. The Deep State ready?" - "Yes. Impeachment for Russian collusion." - "Blue state governers?" - "Economic shutdown for COVID19." (cont.)
Capped at Wed 04:13 PM.LibTard
Meanwhile, on CNN... <See our new footage from last weekend of a vibrant Joe Biden on a vigourous bike ride...> (Meaning what exactly, most 4 year olds are just as qualified for the presidency?)
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Capped at Wed 01:11 PM.flavio   
Someone should tell Tchaikovsky the news!
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Capped at Wed 09:55 AM.Thumbnail
Cripes, did I roll over Beethoven?
Capped at Wed 09:53 AM.Thumbnail
Oh, Bizet. I thought you said bidet.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.