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AlienInvasionFleet"For your consideration: 'The Last Time I Saw Paris'...shot on old equipment with pale colors just like 'Mad Men' would look if it were authentic. Martini?"
amjoanDo not forget that you promised to give me a massage later. I would like a happy ending.
amjoanOh...... I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
amjoanTony, I know you are faking. I only lightly pushed you down the elevator shaft.
amjoanPigs in Space
Tommys_DadHigh mileage, but still plenty of gas in the tank. Does windows. We'll start the bidding at fifty.
amjoanFirst we ban political cappers. Next, we admit them to PCA (Political Cappers Anonymous). Their obsession with politics is suspicious. "I agree, now can we watch Popeye"?
ThumbnailWhat? Your Beethoven decomposing story was just a joke?
ThumbnailDamn, the Dine-And-Dash SWAT team is STILL after us.
ThumbnailNo hard shoes or squeaky sneakers!
ThumbnailCome on, pizza parlor animatronic gorilla bear, we got a crime caper to bust.
ThumbnailSmells like Sweaty Pinochle.
flavio How about a game of Sweaty Pinochle?
LibTard(cont'd) 2.) "Blue city mayors?" - "Won't prosecute rioters on Soros' payroll." - "The press on board?" - "Of course. They love absolute disasters." - "Chaos for 2020. Excellent."
LibTard1.) "Never let a crisis go to waste." - "We need Trump out. The Deep State ready?" - "Yes. Impeachment for Russian collusion." - "Blue state governers?" - "Economic shutdown for COVID19." (cont.)
LibTardMeanwhile, on CNN... <See our new footage from last weekend of a vibrant Joe Biden on a vigourous bike ride...> (Meaning what exactly, most 4 year olds are just as qualified for the presidency?)
flavio Someone should tell Tchaikovsky the news!
ThumbnailCripes, did I roll over Beethoven?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.