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Capped at Tue 05:35 AM.Tommys_Dad
They represent the Lollipop Guild.
Capped at Tue 04:24 AM.pekejebe
Employees, please note that Parseltongue is now a required language. S-s-s-ee your s-s-s-s-upervisor about where to s-s-s-ign up.
Capped at Tue 03:51 AM.pekejebe
Yes, all that stuff and I do speak Parseltongue.
Capped at Tue 03:30 AM.flavio   
Yes, all that stuff and I am starting a jazz fusion band
Capped at Tue 01:50 AM.LibTard
"Don't you understand? The Demonbrats have promised to take election results to court if Biden doesn't win. This could go on for months without an odd number on the Supreme Court." #FakeNewsUntilMarch
2 votes
Capped at Tue 12:45 AM.flavio   
And now for some scat: Squeebop fococia dee dop caligula mooly mooly mooly gangrene falafel gingivitis!!!!!!!!!
Capped at Tue 12:41 AM.flavio   
About to speak in tongues
Capped at Mon 09:40 PM.Thumbnail
Oh, that? Just the undead seeking mindless revenge.
2 votes
Capped at Mon 09:38 PM.amjoan
Astrid, I'm making my own political caption site. Please join me. Astrid: Get lost!
Capped at Mon 09:36 PM.Thumbnail
And that's why I had to put all those poisonous snakes in your sock drawer.
2 votes
Capped at Mon 09:34 PM.amjoan
Mel: "I told the boss, I said, why doesn't this LibTard person get his own personal political caption site and go away once and for all". Jake: "But sire, no-one would go to that site". Sam: "And..."
Capped at Mon 09:26 PM.Thumbnail
Return to your tables, the perfume squirted has been subdued.
Capped at Mon 09:20 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Don't forget, guys, celebrity spokes-rodent Pepe LePew says that just a little dab behind each ear and Yves Sanint Low-rent's Musk de Skunk will drive her wild.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 09:17 PM.Thumbnail
Grab your dance partner for this next tune, Don't Bagpipe The Sheep Lungs Before Kissing Me Goodnight.
2 votes
Capped at Mon 09:05 PM.Thumbnail
Watch your step, HAL has been killing astronauts again.
Capped at Mon 09:04 PM.LibTard
oO(Trump's gonna nominate a woman for 'RBG's' SCOTUS seat? Well, he's just pandering to the female voters...totally unlike when Clinton nominated RGB in the first place.) #SelfDelusional
Capped at Mon 09:00 PM.Thumbnail
Looks like I picked a good week to start sniffing Lysol Noggin Polish.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 08:58 PM.Thumbnail
If you must know, I'm putting Frank's Red Hot Sauce on everything.
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