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ThumbnailMaking love at midnight in the dunes of the cape? Why I oughta... take you up on that offer.
Tommys_DadAnd if this wasn't the actual Top Ten List from the home office in Astoria, would I be able to do *this*?
flavio I'll have a Pina Colitis
LibTard"And in other news, the Biden family made millions in brokering the sale of a MI auto-parts factory to China who then closed it to drive demand overseas. But, we'd rather investigate Trump's taxes."
Tommys_DadSo how come the MONS never get around to the political capper?
ThumbnailWho magentalit this?
ThumbnailBe right back, phone.
ThumbnailWho bluelit this musical?
ThumbnailGimme a Poligrip Deteriorator.
Tommys_DadWho greenlit The Land Of Non Dairy Creamer as a musical?
ThumbnailCall me, my number is 1-800-lumpyfarts.
ThumbnailYou're right, we need a third for Ghidorah.
LibTard"It is my judgement that pro-athletes making millions a year is in violation of today's SJW notions of fairness. Therefore, team owners must fund BLM to distract from this." #GottaSpend$toSpend$
Tommys_DadoO(Do farts have lumps?)
flavio Hurry, we're late for Spandau Ballet practice!
flavio Who wants to see my Ghidorah impression?
Tommys_DadoO(Better answer that, it might be the phone.)
ThumbnailI will sit down when the rash is gone.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.