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Active cappers: flavio
Capped at Tue 12:54 AM.flavio   
Look away, I have shy bladder!
Capped at Tue 12:50 AM.flavio   
Naked pinochle? Sure, what are the rules?
Capped at Tue 12:48 AM.flavio   
She always said her feet were killing her. Nobody believed her
Capped at Tue 12:46 AM.flavio   
Can we move back to Brooklyn? I hate it here!
Capped at Tue 12:45 AM.flavio   
And there's Uncle Joe, he's dyin' kinda slow at the junction . . . . . . Junction of the Dead!
Capped at Tue 12:43 AM.flavio   
Goddamn Geiko Gecko!
Capped at Mon 09:28 PM.BurkeDevlin
It could be worse. MirandaRamsey and Bobubas made all their captions about themselves.
Capped at Mon 09:22 PM.mcgreaves
The special today is political capper stew. The boss says it's a little tough and stringy, so he's adding a free piece of pie called "SPC". #StopPoliticalCaptions
Capped at Mon 09:07 PM.LibTard
"We're keeping Biden hidden away from the press in his basement; running out the clock." - "Because that wokred out so well for Hillary. What about the debate Thurs?" - "Got any extra Adderall?"
Capped at Mon 08:05 PM.BurkeDevlin
Will somebody else caption this for me? (Sorry, I've been hanging around Facebook too long!)
Capped at Mon 07:15 PM.Thumbnail
Are you finished? Garcia would like to get back to his marimba solo.
Capped at Mon 07:13 PM.Thumbnail
...whitens your teeth, entertains the in-laws...
Capped at Mon 07:06 PM.Thumbnail
And it organizes your sock drawer, details your car, scrubs behind your ears, picks winning lottery numbers...
Capped at Mon 06:28 PM.LibTard
Please stand up if u early-voted for Biden before learning he's compromised to red communist Russia & China. - "Say it ain't so, Joe!" (Libtards have to be dragged kicking & screaming to the truth.)
Capped at Mon 03:18 PM.LibTard
Boat parades for Trump? P'shah! Pelosi will lead us in a private jet parade for Biden. Oh, and here comes Al Gore in his environmentally friendly Gulf Stream II.
Capped at Mon 03:01 PM.AlienInvasionFleet
Muffler? But I hardly even know'er.
Capped at Mon 02:55 PM.Thumbnail
I love this thing, it does everything, corsages, prank phone calls, haggis, but no ping.
Capped at Mon 02:49 PM.Thumbnail
Thanks to my Depends, I can do this all day.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.