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McFrenzy
How many times do I have to ring the doorbell for the optometrist to let me in?

stareater   
Must be Viagra Point Lighthouse.

Daleman
out of how many?

cambria36
Sometimes there's not a light at the end of the tunnel, but usually there's always a wad of shit.

Nerikull
"SayIwonderifwehavehadtoomuchcoffeetoday?" "Nahwhydoyousaythat? I'mfeelingjustfinehowaboutyou?"

ROBOTCROWT
Have I been sold to the Chinese yet?

McFrenzy
Did I leave the Congress on?

G_W
Few remember when it was Crosby, Stills, Nash and Larry.

Mercutio_Jones
Hi kids! I live under your bed and only come out when the light is off and your parents are in the other room! Sweet dreams!

Daleman
Give peace a chance, almost.

BtaraKtahn
John Lee Hooker and Elwood "Steamer Trunk" Johnson

Nerikull
*gets up and goes to the kitchen*

Tommys_Dad
Meanwhile, American workers pack up their jobs for shipment to China.

GoWest
Kit 1976 didnt do to well for NBC and was quickly cancelled

G_W
Some Moms take a direct approach to discipline, and some just beat around the bush.

McFrenzy
Or wait for Aretha Franklin to spell it out in a song.

McFrenzy
Members of the jury, we ordered cocktails thirty minutes ago, where are they? I rest my case.

Tommys_Dad
Nobody noticed the good-humor man on the grassy knoll. Suddenly, a shot rang out.

Tommys_Dad
"I can see the ocean from here." "Me too, these things are really cool."

G_W
"Okay, I'll leave the seat down next time."

BtaraKtahn
Studying the effects of Viagra

BtaraKtahn
Archie was always trying to get into Bettys Plant, but security was too tight.

BtaraKtahn
Ah, the nurse is here for your spongebath. I'll just leave you two alone, then.

BtaraKtahn
When he hit 21, he wanted to legally changed his name to Chef Man'ardee, but would've cost him a ton to change the can labels at his factory.

BtaraKtahn
Engineers complete their stress tests on Rosanne's new toilet.

G_W
America's Next Hatchet Murderess is down to the final three!

G_W
Putnam County's Lunch Lady Pride Parade

BtaraKtahn
dispatcher: "911, what's the nature of your emergency?" *caller* "AAAAGH!! AAAAGH!!! *gunshots followed by more screams*" dispatcher: "I'm sorry, I didn't get all of that, would you repeat it please?"

G_W
This sign is the only thing that isn't deep-fried.

Stiggo629
Glen...or Glenda?

Stiggo629
Looks OK to me. Here's your beer, sir

BtaraKtahn
Walt Disney actually did employ minorities, see?

BtaraKtahn
1950's High School keg parties were breeding grounds of debauchery, as shown in this graphic example

BtaraKtahn
Getting ready to clean the toilets at Grand Central Station...

cambria36
Pay attention, Billy....when you're gettin' her from behind, hang on to her shoulders.

Daleman
You suck!

Daleman
Your proctoscope and you.

Nerikull
*SCHNOOOOOOOOORT!* WHOOOOO!

Mercutio_Jones
The two guys who got kicked out of Men Without Hats.

Mercutio_Jones
Got this month's Hustler?

Tommys_Dad
Half a vase, or G Gordon Liddy? At Fox News, we report, you decide.

CommonSnits
In 2007, Democrats were screaming about Bush's $1.6 Billion deficit. Under Obama, we're now over $3 Trillion with a debt of $13 Trillion. Thanks for the ruined economy, Congressional Democrats"

ROBOTCROWT
And when Nurse Noir tells you to be quiet, you are going to be quiet.

stareater   
"50% off the in-town price today!"

evetsggod
mind if i do a j?

cambria36
Look over there and see how pekejebe is kissing Gerson's hiney.

Tommys_Dad
"1, 2, 3, 4... On second thought, maybe we better wait'll they hatch, and count the chickens."

pekejebe
B A Bay, B E Bee B I Bickie Bye B O Bo Bickie Bye Bo B U Boo Bickie Bye Bo Boo

BtaraKtahn
Shopping for just the right crackpipe can be an all day affair.

BtaraKtahn
left: "Okay, here's the plan... I walk past the newstand, Timmy, chase Billy past me and knock over the Times. In the confusion, I'll snag the Playboys. We meet back here in an hour."

GoWest
Boys your sumoning of Satan skills are really improving

BtaraKtahn
Noodling goes High Tech!

GoWest
Duce! Duce! Duce!

GoWest
murmur mummur murmur

GoWest
Rock me Amadeus

BtaraKtahn
One of the many 'fake' Nostradomus sketchings to surface in recent years

McFrenzy
No time for talk, Helen, I have documents to burn, I'm being audited. "Yes, and he is here."

G_W
Recently excavated: the Magic Eight Ball of the ancients.

cambria36
Wanna have some fun? Bring an elephant rectal thermometer into a friend's hospital room.

G_W
"Books, huh? This must be a place where losers hang out."

G_W
Least exciting Lego set ever.

BtaraKtahn
Jimmy really lucked out picking up that lobotomized girl in the park

BtaraKtahn
Life in a parallel universe - right: "Dear, how are the contractions?" left: "I think we need to get to the hospital soon..."

BtaraKtahn
You know, you're only here because mommy got drunk once. *resentful glare*

Tommys_Dad
Some assembly required.

BtaraKtahn
How the hell am I supposed to text with THIS?!

Tommys_Dad
NASA's happy to see us.

cambria36
Hits bump; now sings soprano.

G_W
"I told you to go before we left home."

Mercutio_Jones
Auntie Em, it's a twister!

Mercutio_Jones
That'll stop him from touching his no no spot.

Daleman
So far, so good! [SPLAT!]

Daleman
Thank you Bobo, may I have another.

Stiggo629
Look at those Lions eat the Christians!

G_W
"Cannonball!"

BtaraKtahn
Mel: "Rob, tell Buddy to quit picking on me or so help me I'm throwing his scrawny ass out the window next time. Oh, and Alan wants a rewrite of page 2. The jokes weren't that funny."

BtaraKtahn
This is why we'll never be able to clone dinosaur eggs... the internal workings were just too complicated.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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