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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:		 My Picks
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Sat 10:22 PM.KtmaMst3k
That has to be the lamest, and cheapest disco ball I've ever seen.
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Sat 09:40 PM.Thumbnail
It is a forgery, Thomas never signed the card.
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Sat 03:50 PM.cambria36   
I give discounts for multiples.
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Sat 03:08 PM.KtmaMst3k
I was told to comb the desert, so I'm combing it.
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Sat 06:13 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Just wanted to wish you good luck, we're all counting on you."
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Fri 03:44 PM.Tommys_Dad
New from Hasbro, it's Electric Shakespeare. *Bzzzzz...*
     
     
3 votes
Capped at Fri 03:40 PM.Tommys_Dad
Solar orgasms don't happen very often, but when they do - Hoo boy.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sun 01:15 AM.KtmaMst3k
A rare glimpse at the Windows 58 Screen Saver.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sun 12:33 AM.KtmaMst3k
You really think I'm nightmare fuel?
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sat 03:06 PM.KtmaMst3k
Billy is reading the directions on his revolver. It says, "Aim towards your face."
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sat 01:18 PM.flavio   
Drink me in
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sat 06:28 AM.Tommys_Dad
"She asked if that outfit made her look fat; next thing I know I'm looking for a place to live."
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sat 06:11 AM.KtmaMst3k
Gloria loves poking him with the cat's thermometer while he sleeps.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Sat 12:43 AM.KtmaMst3k
Dear Parents, I've gone out to the real world, and thought I'd start by posting political bs on a caption site. I figure, everyone finds politics gut splitting fun. Sincerely, L.T
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 10:24 PM.KtmaMst3k
In today's lesson, we're going to have Scraps here seek out political captions and chew them. Go on boy.. that's it.. good boy. Have a biscuit!
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 10:00 PM.KtmaMst3k
Alright folks, stay ready. There is a political capper oozing around.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 04:36 PM.KtmaMst3k
Romeo bzzzzttttt Romeo *clunk clunk*
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 04:34 PM.flavio   
I got us tickets for Electric Shakespeare playing down at the Hasbro Theater!
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 04:33 PM.KtmaMst3k
It is now policy, that all Americans must sign Sherry's card.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 04:01 PM.Tommys_Dad
In Mother Russia, a round tuit gets you.
     
     
2 votes
Capped at Fri 01:37 PM.flavio   
The moment she realized she had woken up in flavio's batchelor pad
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sun 02:26 AM.pekejebe
Oh dear, looks like rain and without my umbrella, I will rust.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sun 01:33 AM.KtmaMst3k
Margret rushed 14 Miles to Harding's Friendly Market in order to save $0.04 on rain cake mix.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sun 12:48 AM.pekejebe
Me Scar. Me like long walks, bananas, trees, ooh ooh aah aah. Lowered Expectations, #0001
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sun 12:31 AM.indigo
I ain't signing Sherry's card, she laughed at my moustache.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 03:39 PM.KtmaMst3k
Where is Thomas? He hasn't signed Sherry's card.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 03:00 PM.KtmaMst3k
Go..fffffffffffish.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 02:58 PM.KtmaMst3k
Why must you insist we play Go Fish on a Sesame Street Deck Phil?
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 10:59 AM.Thumbnail
No need for all the screaming, lady, just reading the meter.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 06:41 AM.KtmaMst3k
Fat? No. You're festively plump.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 06:17 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Freshness date? Why do you ask?"
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 06:02 AM.KtmaMst3k
... and as your Overlord, you must give me all of your cookies. I also accept punch, and pie. mwhaha
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 02:12 AM.KtmaMst3k
... and I'm saying that there is no future in McDonalds. The future is in dingy diners.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Sat 01:12 AM.pekejebe
This is Sherry's card? Someone forgot to sign it.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 10:21 PM.pekejebe
You....no more political captions or you're off the team.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 10:09 PM.pekejebe
Oh my stomach, I just read a political caption and I feel sick.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:39 PM.KtmaMst3k
"If you build it, they will come."
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:38 PM.KtmaMst3k
No Mr. Baseball Man. I want to grow up, eat red meat, smoke, and gamble like you. Aim high Billy. Aim high....
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:37 PM.flavio   
I encourage you to eat a few vegetables, Tiny Person
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:35 PM.KtmaMst3k
Hey Donald, imagine this. In 100 years, we'll be captioned on a website.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 04:31 PM.Tommys_Dad
DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH ITS HEART not.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 03:47 PM.Tommys_Dad
Suddenly, without warning, a Mel Brooks movie broke out. Oh the humanity.
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 01:44 PM.flavio   
Meow, we're Cat Burglars
     
     
1 vote
Capped at Fri 09:27 AM.Tsunade   
Mr. & Mrs.Snotka spend a quiet evening at home.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.