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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
My Picks
2 votes
Capped at Thu 09:06 AM.Tommys_Dad
"This is the north pole, your Salad Shooter has no power here."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 09:00 PM.Tommys_Dad
They came to kick Tupperware and sell ass... no, wait...
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:24 PM.flavio   
They came to kick ass and sell Tupperware
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:23 PM.flavio   
The part of Hell strictly devoted to bridesmaids
1 vote
Capped at Thu 04:57 PM.Tommys_Dad
Do you know that's against the law in Arkansas? "No, but if you'll do a few bars, I'll try to join in on the chorus."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 04:54 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Ah, here it is, Sherry's birthday card. You forgot to sign it."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 03:25 PM.cambria36   
You're such a joker...I actually thought I'd farted.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 09:02 AM.Tommys_Dad
1 vote
Capped at Thu 02:31 AM.pekejebe
Since running out of gas wasn't invented, I can't believe you ran out of horse power. That's the oldest excuse in the book.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 06:07 PM.pekejebe
Hi, it's Vince with Shamwow. You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. It's like a chamois! It's like a towel! It's like a sponge.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:30 PM.Tommys_Dad
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.