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EnapovLemonade stand not doing to well today?
ROBOTCROWTYour kid won't do his homework? Call us. Can't get the childproof bottle open? Call us. Had enough of Dr. Phil? Call us.
rickubis I sure hope the Ponderosa doesn't get attacked by those rogue Cylons--INDIANS! Dammit! "CUT! Lorne, you idiot!"
cambria36Is this the Timber Train? "Yes, but we just stopped long enough to let the lumberjack off."
rickubis Too much dead baby in this dead baby float.
Gamecreature "I like what you've done with the place. Is that rich, corinthian leather?"
SansSerif The Tastes Great Union is picketing outside the Less Filling headquarters.
IksrtfoDo not stick your rectal thermometer in my Venus Flytrap.
kobeWhen you get a call, use the sexiest voice you have and say you are wearing nothing
Arkris"YOU WANT THE TOOTH?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!"
IksrtfoProfessor X lost his tires and rims in a bad bet against Wolverine.
SansSerif The 'being eaten by a grouper' look. (Thank you, this has been rip-off theater!)
Gamecreature "Don't look at me like that - you know you want it."
d_cat_choprawe now return to james bond in 'foamfinger'.
rickubis The new, portable i-Interociter from Apple.
rickubis "It looks like he got in an argument over the card game and was shot." "Wow...that's tough." "Yeah. He was playing Solitaire."
Tommys_Dad"Omigod, how many cappers did you eat?"
rickubis They're capping me NOW?
rickubis Well what do you know! The Grinch's heart was just fine. Looks like we dissected him for nothing.
rickubis Indie cat, or what?
rickubis For womanuscripts, go to 320.
Gamecreature "Not good enough honey. If you want him to give us a break on the parking tickets, you'll have to take it completely off."
Gamecreature June realizes that she shouldn't have bought that Yoko Ono alarm clock.
cambria36Press 1 for Bruno; press 2 for Yiddish.
McFrenzyJacques Strapp, will you support me athletically?
rmdw HQ, could you run a check on this license. Says his name is Jacque Strapp.
d_cat_choprafred garvin's cousin dan reacts to another land shark kill.
IksrtfoThe Dyslexic Press is in the red. Is that good for them?
pekejebeUsing rectal thermometers on fish is time-consuming
pekejebeI'd sit down, but you know... the hemorrhoids are a killer, and I haven't washed my hands since yesterday morning
Iksrtfo...and after I dropped the soap, I bent over like this...
pekejebeThere wasn't a door for Kiss the Boss' ass
IksrtfoAfter his raging anti-war statements, Alvin had a price on his head. Theodore was about to become a statement.
pekejebeSign here and here and here, initial here, date it here, stamp it, then make 4 copies to 4 friends and so on. Watch the video, and don't break the chain letter or you'll die a horrible death.
pekejebeFight! Hit him in the Adam's apple again, then a blow to the knee and a crunch to the crotch!
pekejebeThe latest travel package for celestial aliens
IksrtfoTry our combination toiletphone. Tell your friends how s**t is going for you.
IksrtfoYour face is gonna get stuck like that. Then you'll only be able to play wives of guys with bolts in their necks or something.
IksrtfoDon Felipe Valdez De La Hoya Ramirez Contron Cajones? "Please. Just call me Doug."
pekejebeAndy got his blow-up sheep in the mail
pekejebeI could lie to you and tell you that I believe in this product. Heck, I'm wearing Depends right now and going to the bathroom in them and you'd never know.
IksrtfoI shall call you 'Mini-Me'
pekejebeThe buns are always fresh on Uranus
IksrtfoI literally fart in your general direction.
pekejebeHere, take my piece, I've only partly chewed it.
rickubis That bed's been there all along and I've been sleeping in this CHAIR all week!?
IksrtfoTo infinity...and beyond!
elKapitanOld West Fact You Never Knew: Billy the Kid was unpopular in school.
EnapovThrows it over his head and walks out.
ArkrisMarried for 20 years... and people said a relationship between a woman and a tree wouldn't last.
Tommys_DadIf *I'd* been bionic, I never would've givin up my paper route.
WEIRD_1 Here I am at the Nude beach, Trust me, this is a nude as you want me to be
EnapovOh look, my dash board...
Arkris"Dear God! It's alive!"
ArkrisDisneyland dumps a suprising amount of raw sewage into the ocean.
Enapovo/` I love the whole world it's such a crazy place....o/` "Knock it off Steve."
Tommys_DadAt that moment, the Village People were born.
Tommys_Dad"Get 'im girls, he hit Bunny!"
ROBOTCROWT20 Mule Team Borax - - great stuff. Great stuff.
Tommys_DadThe papparazzi just wouldn't let Captain Pike alone.
ROBOTCROWTBut according to this, the only thing they want to do is to serve man.
SansSerif iChaperone, from Apple.
Tommys_Dad"You will be assimilated, resistance is futile."
Tommys_Dad"Aha!" *Gets three ideas*
Tommys_DadIn space, no one can hear you fart.
Tommys_Dad"Buffoon's ex-wife's heart? Where?"
SansSerif Who's got the lighter?
SansSerif Let's go, officer. I just got a call about some kid who masturbated himself to death in the old Wilson house.
SansSerif Uncle Todd was always saying, "If I'm going to be eaten by zombies, I'm going down with a smile."
ROBOTCROWTProfessor Fate intros his latest invention - - The Great Leslie-nator.
SansSerif "Hold on honey, I'm about to raid this..." *LEROOOOOY JENKIIIINS* "Aw shit Leroy!"