Here are the most popular captions from the last 48
hours as picked by the cappers:
|My Picks|Tommys_Dad"This is the north pole, your Salad Shooter has no power here."
Tommys_DadThey came to kick Tupperware and sell ass... no, wait...
flavio They came to kick ass and sell Tupperware
flavio The part of Hell strictly devoted to bridesmaids
Tommys_DadDo you know that's against the law in Arkansas? "No, but if you'll do a few bars, I'll try to join in on the chorus."
Tommys_Dad"Ah, here it is, Sherry's birthday card. You forgot to sign it."
cambria36 You're such a joker...I actually thought I'd farted.
pekejebeSince running out of gas wasn't invented, I can't believe you ran out of horse power. That's the oldest excuse in the book.
pekejebeHi, it's Vince with Shamwow. You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. It's like a chamois! It's like a towel! It's like a sponge.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.