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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48
hours as picked by the cappers:
|My Picks|KtmaMst3kThat has to be the lamest, and cheapest disco ball I've ever seen.
ThumbnailIt is a forgery, Thomas never signed the card.
cambria36 I give discounts for multiples.
KtmaMst3kI was told to comb the desert, so I'm combing it.
Tommys_Dad"Just wanted to wish you good luck, we're all counting on you."
Tommys_DadNew from Hasbro, it's Electric Shakespeare. *Bzzzzz...*
Tommys_DadSolar orgasms don't happen very often, but when they do - Hoo boy.
KtmaMst3kA rare glimpse at the Windows 58 Screen Saver.
KtmaMst3kYou really think I'm nightmare fuel?
KtmaMst3kBilly is reading the directions on his revolver. It says, "Aim towards your face."
flavio Drink me in
Tommys_Dad"She asked if that outfit made her look fat; next thing I know I'm looking for a place to live."
KtmaMst3kGloria loves poking him with the cat's thermometer while he sleeps.
KtmaMst3kDear Parents, I've gone out to the real world, and thought I'd start by posting political bs on a caption site. I figure, everyone finds politics gut splitting fun. Sincerely, L.T
KtmaMst3kIn today's lesson, we're going to have Scraps here seek out political captions and chew them. Go on boy.. that's it.. good boy. Have a biscuit!
KtmaMst3kAlright folks, stay ready. There is a political capper oozing around.
KtmaMst3kRomeo bzzzzttttt Romeo *clunk clunk*
flavio I got us tickets for Electric Shakespeare playing down at the Hasbro Theater!
KtmaMst3kIt is now policy, that all Americans must sign Sherry's card.
Tommys_DadIn Mother Russia, a round tuit gets you.
flavio The moment she realized she had woken up in flavio's batchelor pad
pekejebeOh dear, looks like rain and without my umbrella, I will rust.
KtmaMst3kMargret rushed 14 Miles to Harding's Friendly Market in order to save $0.04 on rain cake mix.
pekejebeMe Scar. Me like long walks, bananas, trees, ooh ooh aah aah. Lowered Expectations, #0001
indigoI ain't signing Sherry's card, she laughed at my moustache.
KtmaMst3kWhere is Thomas? He hasn't signed Sherry's card.
KtmaMst3kWhy must you insist we play Go Fish on a Sesame Street Deck Phil?
ThumbnailNo need for all the screaming, lady, just reading the meter.
KtmaMst3kFat? No. You're festively plump.
Tommys_Dad"Freshness date? Why do you ask?"
KtmaMst3k... and as your Overlord, you must give me all of your cookies. I also accept punch, and pie. mwhaha
KtmaMst3k... and I'm saying that there is no future in McDonalds. The future is in dingy diners.
pekejebeThis is Sherry's card? Someone forgot to sign it.
pekejebeYou....no more political captions or you're off the team.
pekejebeOh my stomach, I just read a political caption and I feel sick.
KtmaMst3k"If you build it, they will come."
KtmaMst3kNo Mr. Baseball Man. I want to grow up, eat red meat, smoke, and gamble like you. Aim high Billy. Aim high....
flavio I encourage you to eat a few vegetables, Tiny Person
KtmaMst3kHey Donald, imagine this. In 100 years, we'll be captioned on a website.
Tommys_DadDRIVE A STAKE THROUGH ITS HEART not.
Tommys_DadSuddenly, without warning, a Mel Brooks movie broke out. Oh the humanity.
flavio Meow, we're Cat Burglars
Tsunade Mr. & Mrs.Snotka spend a quiet evening at home.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.