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Here are the most popular captions from the last 48 hours as picked by the cappers:
My Picks
3 votes
Capped at Thu 08:48 PM.Tommys_Dad
"This dog isn't dank enough."
2 votes
Capped at Fri 04:40 AM.Tsunade   
Sir, could you keep your thoughts to yourself instead of announcing to the whole restaurant "I'd tap that"?
2 votes
Capped at Fri 12:00 AM.Tommys_Dad
Hmm... Pekejebe... Tsunade...
2 votes
Capped at Thu 11:54 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Well, here's the problem, you forgot to sign Sherry's birthday card."
2 votes
Capped at Thu 10:44 PM.Tommys_Dad
o/` Did you ever have to finally decide? Say yes to one and let the other one ride? o/`
2 votes
Capped at Thu 07:34 PM.DankDog
By the gods! I've never seen anyone do such a massive bong hit.
2 votes
Capped at Thu 04:36 AM.Tommys_Dad
Xmas morning under Tsunade's tree. Flavio awakens.
2 votes
Capped at Thu 04:34 AM.Tommys_Dad
"THE NEW PHONE BOOKS ARE IN!"
2 votes
Capped at Thu 04:29 AM.Tsunade   
Should we gift wrap Flavio before we put him under Tsunade's Xmas tree? Or just put a bow on him?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:36 PM.pekejebe
How not to be seen.....Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:34 PM.Tommys_Dad
Still no sign of McFrenzy.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 07:27 PM.pekejebe
Okay, I have exploding diarrhea, so this will be the bathroom.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:32 PM.chainsawX
have a snickers richard the lionhearted...
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:31 PM.chainsawX
instead of choosing pekejebe or tsuande..tommy's dad adopted a child and named him tommy...
1 vote
Capped at Fri 11:53 AM.cambria36   
"What's a choo-choo?"
1 vote
Capped at Fri 11:53 AM.cambria36   
Isn't it time we outsted this old mother-f**ker?
1 vote
Capped at Fri 11:51 AM.ROBOTCROWT
With the threat aof having his twitter account taken away, Trump now plays with his choo-choos.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 11:51 AM.cambria36   
..can't come soon enough.
1 vote
Capped at Fri 12:02 AM.pekejebe
Hey Bob, did you hear? Tommys_Dad has to finally decide.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:56 PM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Hmm... Tsunade... Pekejebe...)
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:52 PM.pekejebe
Mongo decide! Mongo want Tsunade.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:33 PM.pekejebe
If the bubbles gurgle once, I'll choose Tsunade. If it gurgles twice, I'll choose Pekejebe.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:29 PM.Tsunade   
Can't... decide...
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:28 PM.Tsunade   
I'm just going to 'interview' both you and Pekejebe to see which one I like the best.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:28 PM.Tsunade   
I'm just going to 'interview' both you and Tsunade to see which one I like the best.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:25 PM.Tsunade   
.oO{ Pekejebe's hot, and a girl, but Tsunade's into all that kinky stuff. I don't know which I'd choose.)
1 vote
Capped at Thu 10:24 PM.Tsunade   
Whaddaya mean I have to choose between Pekejebe and Tsunade? Can't I have both?
1 vote
Capped at Thu 07:32 PM.DankDog
So that's just one of your testicles?
1 vote
Capped at Thu 07:29 PM.cambria36   
Used a f**ked up tanning booth.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 06:24 PM.pekejebe
Will search parties never learn. Mons love acking.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 03:16 PM.Tommys_Dad
*Honk*
1 vote
Capped at Thu 12:04 PM.DankDog
Sieg Heil!
1 vote
Capped at Thu 08:47 AM.flavio   
For the last time, answer the question - Do you pee in the shower?
1 vote
Capped at Thu 04:52 AM.Tommys_Dad
Eventually, Herc would learn: NEVER bet against the Patriots.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.