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Capped at Wed 03:00 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
"It's a map to Luke Skywalker!!!"
1 vote
Capped at Wed 02:43 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
"I asked for a necktie...not a neck-pi."
Capped at Wed 02:06 AM.AlienInvasionFleet
"Never fear. I'll protect you from all those boring earthtone wardrobes."
Capped at Wed 01:08 AM.LibTard
"This country just isn't as violent nor racist as Obama imagined. So, my script has guys in MAGA hats assaulting a gay actor at 2AM in 10 degree cold Chicago that's 88% liberal. I'm brilliant!"
Capped at Wed 12:36 AM.pekejebe
That *burp* political capper was yummy. Thanks Tommys_Dad for the new reverse Cafe.
Capped at Tue 10:51 PM.flavio   
Twitty don't surf
2 votes
Capped at Tue 10:03 PM.Tommys_Dad
"?dekooc ti ekil uoy dluow woh ,seY" "?ereh sreppac lacitilop evres uoy oD"
1 vote
Capped at Tue 08:45 PM.flavio   
How much can you bench?
Capped at Tue 07:26 PM.Thumbnail
P.S. Do not use the good soap or towels to was your dirty Presbyterian hands.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 07:18 PM.Thumbnail
No, Jimmy, you may not checkout the librarian.
Capped at Tue 06:20 PM.flavio   
Get your filthy presbyterian hands off me Norman!
Capped at Tue 03:53 PM.cambria36   
He's no dummy....he's bringin' 'em young.
1 vote
Capped at Tue 03:52 PM.cambria36   
Who knew Georgia had a penis?
2 votes
Capped at Tue 03:51 PM.cambria36   
Giant belt-buckles?
2 votes
Capped at Tue 03:49 PM.cambria36   
We'd better add something to the Constitution that would prevent a f**kin' moron from being elected as President.
Capped at Tue 03:48 PM.cambria36   
Ahhh....the Timber Train...at last.
Capped at Tue 03:47 PM.cambria36   
Assembly line crapper manufacturing is now hiring.
2 votes
Capped at Tue 03:21 PM.Thumbnail
I hate these themed restaurants.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.