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cambria36 Wait. I have a better idea. Let's go to a brothel.
Tsunade Giant turtle marriage is still only legal in five states.
Tsunade They needed scientists to explain that it was not a turtle but actually a giant loaf of lunchmeat?
Tsunade I'll say hoax, since only horrors come from Spider Island.
otweekWhen Jack agreed to attend the circle jerk, he didn't know he was the pivot man
otweekWhen Jack agreed to attend the circle jerk, he didn't know he was the pivot an.
Tommys_Dad"Man you got this capping thing dialed in; I voted for every one of yours." oO(It feels like my bra's on upside down.)
Tommys_DadWhen I count to three, you will awake believing my captions to be the funniest things ever and will vote for every one. Oh, and you won't remember the breast rearrangement. One..
Tommys_Dad"I'm coming, Mr Frodo."
otweek(sob)..."Why do the neighbor kids call me peckerhead?"
otweekSometimes Mary's queefs would blow her out of her chair.
torgone "Sit, Ubu. Sit. Good dog."
Tommys_DadYeah, must be hell having to constantly worry about bill collectors.
Tommys_DadWaiting backstage for an adulterous affair with Conway Twitty.
Tommys_DadHaving met with some acting success, The Invisible Man took the next logical step.
Tommys_Dad"Okay, everybody make a wish! Ready?"
Tommys_DadExcuse me while I air out by PITS and ICKY BITS!
pekejebeI'm not creepy or anything.....I'm a woman dressed as Mr. B Natural and hang around lockers.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.