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Capped at Sun 01:28 AM.torgone   
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
Capped at Sun 12:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
oO(Why did I eat the fish?)
Capped at Sat 11:18 PM.flavio   
Don't eat the fish!
Capped at Sat 11:17 PM.flavio   
ffrrrrt frrrrrt frrrrt frrrrtt
Capped at Sat 11:16 PM.flavio   
Joe Biden hand jive!
Capped at Sat 05:48 PM.chainsawX
thats the last ****n time you take my lunch money pal
1 vote
Capped at Sat 05:41 PM.pekejebe
Oh Mary, it was an awful dream. Someone kept telling me to cough and all that came out was a "caw".
Capped at Sat 05:40 PM.pekejebe
Fred learns "how not to be seen".
Capped at Sat 05:39 PM.pekejebe
Oh Mary, it was an awful dream. I kept seeing images of Mercutio's colonoscopy .... over and over again, different angles and x-rays too.
Capped at Sat 02:11 PM.ROBOTCROWT
Hey,Phil, how come YOU get the high chair?
1 vote
Capped at Sat 01:49 PM.ROBOTCROWT
For sure, never the real one.
Capped at Sat 01:22 PM.ROBOTCROWT
What is that metal model airplane doing in the microwave?
Capped at Sat 01:21 PM.ROBOTCROWT
What items do you want in trade from the Earth People? Sir, may I respectfully suggest 'NutriSystems'?
1 vote
Capped at Sat 01:13 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Careful Dave, the sneaky old bastard could be standing right behind you."
1 vote
Capped at Sat 01:11 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Anybody seen the Admiral? I hear the old fart's wandering aimlessly around the ship."
Capped at Sat 01:08 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Now cough."
1 vote
Capped at Sat 12:59 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing you ever saw?" (Not exactly what I wanted to hear.)
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.