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Active cappers: cambria36
Capped at Wed 01:28 PM.cambria36   
I can spit on my left shoulder without moving my head....wanna see?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:39 PM.Tommys_Dad
"See anything you like, you pretentious, overdressed bitch?"
Capped at Wed 12:33 PM.Tommys_Dad
"But... we *are* in town."
1 vote
Capped at Wed 11:57 AM.cambria36   
Whistler's Prom date?
Capped at Wed 11:52 AM.Tommys_Dad
OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY UGLY STICK
Capped at Wed 10:49 AM.Tommys_Dad
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Capped at Wed 10:37 AM.McFrenzy
Mostly it just goes ping.
Capped at Wed 10:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
And if it didn't lift and separate, would I be able to do THIS?!
Capped at Wed 09:15 AM.Tommys_Dad
Walt Whitman must've been tiny.
Capped at Wed 06:51 AM.cambria36   
Ala-f**kin-Bama?
1 vote
Capped at Wed 02:13 AM.Tsunade   
This is why we don't let Nana drink at family reunions any more.
3 votes
Capped at Wed 01:52 AM.Tsunade   
Relase the hippie, Charles.
Capped at Wed 12:58 AM.torgone   
"I wear the suit, and I have the desk, so I'll make the disapproving mouth noises, thank you very much."
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:50 AM.torgone   
are all out to get you.
Capped at Wed 12:44 AM.torgone   
"With this new portable phone I can move anywhere I want up to about nine feet from the wall plug!"
Capped at Wed 12:31 AM.torgone   
"What's a refrigerator?"
Capped at Tue 11:45 PM.Tommys_Dad
All I can see is Buffoon's ex-wife's heart.
Capped at Tue 11:35 PM.cambria36   
For the first time, Ralph notices that his sister has no tits.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.