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torgone "Hold me closer, Tony Danza."
Tommys_DadoO(Why did I eat the fish?)
flavio Don't eat the fish!
flavio ffrrrrt frrrrrt frrrrt frrrrtt
flavio Joe Biden hand jive!
chainsawXthats the last ****n time you take my lunch money pal
pekejebeOh Mary, it was an awful dream. Someone kept telling me to cough and all that came out was a "caw".
pekejebeFred learns "how not to be seen".
pekejebeOh Mary, it was an awful dream. I kept seeing images of Mercutio's colonoscopy .... over and over again, different angles and x-rays too.
ROBOTCROWTHey,Phil, how come YOU get the high chair?
ROBOTCROWTFor sure, never the real one.
ROBOTCROWTWhat is that metal model airplane doing in the microwave?
ROBOTCROWTWhat items do you want in trade from the Earth People? Sir, may I respectfully suggest 'NutriSystems'?
Tommys_Dad"Careful Dave, the sneaky old bastard could be standing right behind you."
Tommys_Dad"Anybody seen the Admiral? I hear the old fart's wandering aimlessly around the ship."
Tommys_Dad"Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing you ever saw?" (Not exactly what I wanted to hear.)
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.