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Last caption at 02:35 PM / The current time is 06:15 PM
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Capped at Mon 02:35 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Mary, I think I might've caught your rash."
Capped at Mon 11:00 AM.Tommys_Dad
"What fly do in soup?" "Ze backstroke, monsieur."
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Capped at Mon 01:52 AM.Tommys_Dad
Hey, a quiet evening at home with Pekejebe beats the feces out of being ACKED BY MONS.
Capped at Sun 08:24 PM.pekejebe
Doc, have you tried turning him off and back on again?
Capped at Sun 06:39 PM.Tommys_Dad
o/` Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole... o/`
Capped at Sun 06:38 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
Capped at Sun 06:33 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Of course it's loaded, you think I wanna get ACKED BY MONS?"
Capped at Sun 11:05 AM.cambria36   
Knights of the Round Table were so lonely, they sometimes fondled each others breasts.
Capped at Sun 10:57 AM.pekejebe
"This parrot is a stiff! Bereft of life". "Yes, he was acked by mons. Seems to be the current rage!"
Capped at Sun 08:01 AM.cambria36   
Out early morning ACKING for MONS.
Capped at Sun 08:01 AM.cambria36   
Say bartender, got any MONS that need ACKING?
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Capped at Sat 10:30 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Oh, nothin' much, they just got ACKED BY MONS."
Capped at Sat 09:19 PM.cambria36   
Fishing in Oar-egon?
Capped at Sat 09:18 PM.cambria36   
She envies any man with bigger tits than her own.
Capped at Sat 09:15 PM.cambria36   
Pig sticker erectus.
Capped at Sat 06:56 PM.pekejebe
Yep, this here is a shrimp boat.
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Capped at Sat 06:19 PM.pekejebe
Okay Mary.....Shrimp boats is a-comin'. Their sails are in sight. Shrimp boats is a-comin'. There's dancin' tonight.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.