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ROBOTCROWTHot off the presses: The Trump Campaign just hired the ace speechwriting team of Kutt and Paist.
Tommys_Dad"Relax dude, you're *supposed* to have opposable thumbs."
cambria36 Tight f**kin' peanut butter lids piss me off.
Tommys_Dad"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Tommys_Dad"Not just no, *hell* no. Where was Amway when I was down the friggin' well?"
Tommys_Dad"Oh yeah, tonight we *eat*."
Tommys_Dad"We'll put the casino right over there."
McFrenzyA spoon? Give it here, I gotta try that thing.
Tommys_Dad*Whimper* oO(No... more... dognip.)
McFrenzyKnock knock. "Who is it?" The Avon Lady and your doorbell's broken.
Tommys_DadJust wanted to wish you good luck; we're all counting on you.
McFrenzyIs it dark in here or am I just not very bright?
cambria36 Granny tires of scoldng Gramps for pissing on the carpet.
cambria36 While she sleeps, he's liable to take a peke at her jebe.
cambria36 I've waited and waited for the Timber Train. I'm bushed...gimme some coffee.
cambria36 p.s. And stay away from $10 hookers. Remember last time.
cambria36 Trump family out-house.
flavio Whatsamatta for you!
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.