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Capped at Tue 02:59 PM.cambria36   
Sir, that is NOT the thumb-stall.
Capped at Tue 02:36 PM.cambria36   
"Now cough".
Capped at Tue 02:36 PM.cambria36   
Ever been on a fire escape only to notice the fire is directly below you? "Me neither".
Capped at Tue 02:35 PM.cambria36   
The danger in leaving windows open is that an elephant may decide to come in.
Capped at Tue 02:33 PM.cambria36   
Now cough.
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Capped at Tue 02:05 PM.flavio   
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Capped at Tue 12:53 PM.Tommys_Dad
Hey you kids, get off my lawn! And leave my pants alone!
Capped at Tue 12:42 PM.Tommys_Dad
Your eyes are where again?
Capped at Tue 12:03 PM.flavio   
Where Eegah put brand new Homburg?
Capped at Tue 11:59 AM.flavio   
Anybody up for Thirsty Thursday after work?
Capped at Tue 11:58 AM.flavio   
Schlitterbahn! Look THAT up in your Funk and Wagnalls!
Capped at Tue 03:02 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Your eyes are where again?"
Capped at Tue 01:41 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Say, are those catalpa trees?"
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Capped at Tue 12:29 AM.Tommys_Dad
"C'mon Ness, you can jump that."
2 votes
Capped at Mon 09:12 PM.pekejebe
What you talking bout Willis....I went to Whatsa Matta U. It's a great university.
Capped at Mon 08:26 PM.pekejebe
You'll have to go to a small town for $10, same as in that town and don't invite Willis over, he doesn't know what he's talkin bout.
Capped at Mon 08:01 PM.cambria36   
Bumping uglies.
Capped at Mon 07:59 PM.cambria36   
Only one guest at the motel. Wanda hopes that maybe he'll be willing to pay two quarters.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.