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Active cappers: Tommys_Dad
Capped at Wed 08:51 PM.Tommys_Dad
Now cough.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 07:38 PM.cambria36   
Constant constipation ?
Capped at Wed 07:38 PM.cambria36   
My wife gave me a hickey last night...and this morning there's two-little-holes on my neck.
Capped at Wed 05:57 PM.Tommys_Dad
An invisible goalie? Man, the Pittsburgh Penguins must be awesome!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 04:28 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Well, I don't care if you believe me or not; the duck went PING."
Capped at Wed 04:19 PM.cambria36   
Ejected shell cuts off his nose.
Capped at Wed 03:52 PM.cambria36   
X-rated version features Anne Filth.
Capped at Wed 02:50 PM.Tommys_Dad
Okay ladies, looks great. Next stop, Singapore.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 02:19 PM.Nurse_Noir
Thank you, god!
Capped at Wed 02:12 PM.Nurse_Noir
This has the talentless stench of Ray Dennis Steckler all over it.
Capped at Wed 02:10 PM.Nurse_Noir
A bit more modestly-dressed than other pole dancers one sees...
Capped at Wed 10:32 AM.cambria36   
Unrelated to GONAD
Capped at Wed 10:30 AM.cambria36   
Let's hope pilots know the difference.
1 vote
Capped at Wed 10:26 AM.flavio   
We got hit on the head at a Starland Vocal Band concert in 76 and just woke up
Capped at Wed 10:21 AM.flavio   
Down low, too slow!
2 votes
Capped at Wed 10:21 AM.flavio   
o/~ Holy imbecile tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peas. Sleep in heavenly peas!
1 vote
Capped at Wed 01:58 AM.Tommys_Dad
Ladies and gentlemen, THE DOORS!
Capped at Wed 01:56 AM.Tommys_Dad
What's *your* sleep number?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.