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Capped at Sat 04:24 PM.ROBOTCROWT
Hot off the presses: The Trump Campaign just hired the ace speechwriting team of Kutt and Paist.
Capped at Sat 04:00 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Relax dude, you're *supposed* to have opposable thumbs."
Capped at Sat 03:48 PM.cambria36   
Tight f**kin' peanut butter lids piss me off.
Capped at Sat 03:40 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Capped at Sat 03:38 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Not just no, *hell* no. Where was Amway when I was down the friggin' well?"
Capped at Sat 03:28 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Oh yeah, tonight we *eat*."
Capped at Sat 03:26 PM.Tommys_Dad
"We'll put the casino right over there."
Capped at Sat 03:25 PM.McFrenzy
A spoon? Give it here, I gotta try that thing.
Capped at Sat 03:24 PM.Tommys_Dad
*Whimper* oO(No... more... dognip.)
Capped at Sat 03:24 PM.McFrenzy
Knock knock. "Who is it?" The Avon Lady and your doorbell's broken.
Capped at Sat 03:21 PM.Tommys_Dad
Just wanted to wish you good luck; we're all counting on you.
Capped at Sat 03:19 PM.McFrenzy
Is it dark in here or am I just not very bright?
Capped at Sat 02:44 PM.cambria36   
Granny tires of scoldng Gramps for pissing on the carpet.
Capped at Sat 01:46 PM.cambria36   
While she sleeps, he's liable to take a peke at her jebe.
Capped at Sat 01:45 PM.cambria36   
I've waited and waited for the Timber Train. I'm bushed...gimme some coffee.
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Capped at Sat 11:02 AM.cambria36   
p.s. And stay away from $10 hookers. Remember last time.
Capped at Sat 11:00 AM.cambria36   
Trump family out-house.
Capped at Sat 07:40 AM.flavio   
Whatsamatta for you!
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.