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Latest Site News: Turkeys & Bringing Back mst (11/26/2015)
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Active cappers: Tommys_Dad
Capped at Thu 11:36 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Ready to ACK that SEARCH PARTY?"
Capped at Thu 10:34 PM.flavio   
Self medication through tater tot
Capped at Thu 09:33 PM.pekejebe
Look Mary, you're wanted down at headquarters for 3 charges of murder-death-kill.
Capped at Thu 09:08 PM.cambria36   
Checks to see if his earwax is in-place.
Capped at Thu 08:13 PM.pekejebe
My hair smells fresh, thanks to my new and improved shampoo, now with elderberries.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 07:32 PM.Tommys_Dad
*Sniff Sniff* Elderberries.
Capped at Thu 07:16 PM.cambria36   
We had an engine yesterday.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 06:59 PM.pekejebe
Why yes Mary, I'm a Monsarian, acking is my specialty.
Capped at Thu 06:56 PM.pekejebe
I know it's an ugly choice for the car, but you can always spot it in a parking lot. Just look for the Campbell's soup can paint job.
Capped at Thu 06:56 PM.pekejebe
Is acking the same as Hotaling?
Capped at Thu 04:08 PM.cambria36   
I seldom allow a Steampunk vacuum cleaner salesmen into my house.
Capped at Thu 04:05 PM.cambria36   
"I don't mind being a Vestal...but 'virgin'? Pardon me while I laugh."
Capped at Thu 03:11 PM.cambria36   
Secretly, she's acking a mons.
Capped at Thu 03:11 PM.cambria36   
See? Didn't I tell you that snot was running down your cheek?
Capped at Thu 03:09 PM.cambria36   
If you've ever been acked by mons, you know the horror of it.
Capped at Thu 03:08 PM.cambria36   
You all probably wonder why I called you here today. One answers, "It's these dumb uniforms, right?"
Capped at Thu 03:06 PM.cambria36   
Humping in space is COLD.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.