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12:40 AMActive cappers: no-body
chainsawXwe know where she was at when diarrhea struck...waltons mountain!
chainsawXits pronounced EYE gor
torgone "Bring up the straitjacket, Charlie. This nutburger thinks he's Peter Graves."
torgone "I'm Peter Graves, and I approve this close-up of me, Peter Graves."
torgone "Whoa! I dreamt I wasn't Peter Graves.."
torgone "I'm Peter Graves, and I think you may have a slight eye problem."
Tommys_DadI was told there'd be no more screengrabs from Mercutio's colonoscopy. He really should cut down on the plutonium.
Tommys_DadChauncey McChinbutt.
Tommys_Dad*Goats in underpants unionize*
Tommys_Dad"Hang on Miss Lohan!"
Tommys_Dad"Madge, when we got to the drive-in, did we have children?"
pekejebeThis game is kind of like rock, paper, scissors....except it's knife, bowl, spoon. Knife breaks spoon, spoon dips into bowl and bowl covers knife.
pekejebebecause the petunias ran away with the daffodils.
Tommys_DadThey're just icons for the cappers. Try to ignore them and get on with the movie.
cambria36Doesn't look as though you're excited to see me, Richard.
cambria36Want to borrow my K-Y jelly?
cambria36After 3 days of constipation, Fred is glad to have passed a brick-hard turd at long last.
cambria36Where's Jodie Foster when I need her?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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