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cambria36 Winner in the Hollywood contest for "Worst Convincing Dragon".
Tommys_Dad"Just wanted to wish you good luck; we're all counting on you."
Tommys_DadEstelle Winwood... she sounds hot, thought flavio. Little did he know.
Tommys_DadAnd, under Pekejebe's tree on Christmas morning...
Tommys_DadHi, I'm Duane. I'll be your hot dog water steward this evening.
flavio What experience do I have to be the next Tommy's Mom? Well, I have been chased by flavio quite a bit
pekejebeYes, I'm here to audition for the next Mrs. Tommys_Dad.
Tsunade And why do you, Ms. Skeleton, think you'd make a good "Tommy's Mom?"
Tsunade Um... Tommy's Dad sent me out to tell you that the next Tommy's Mom is definitely going to be female, so any of you men here for the audition are just wasting your time.
Tsunade Outside the office where auditions for the next "Tommy's Mom" were being held.
chainsawXARE YOU BLIND!
chainsawXim glad you caught me flavio its better than that chainsaw fella
Tommys_DadThe seven forty five was an hour late, it didn't get in till a quarter to eight.
chainsawXflavio caught his blind date
chainsawXphil it is not half past a monkey's ass and a quarter till his balls its only 4:30
chainsawXtis just a flesh wound
Tommys_Dad"Mail this caption" Icon RIP
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.