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chainsawX
we know where she was at when diarrhea struck...waltons mountain!

chainsawX
its pronounced EYE gor

torgone   
"Bring up the straitjacket, Charlie. This nutburger thinks he's Peter Graves."

torgone   
"I'm Peter Graves, and I approve this close-up of me, Peter Graves."

torgone   
"Whoa! I dreamt I wasn't Peter Graves.."

torgone   
"I'm Peter Graves, and I think you may have a slight eye problem."

Tommys_Dad
I was told there'd be no more screengrabs from Mercutio's colonoscopy. He really should cut down on the plutonium.

Tommys_Dad
Chauncey McChinbutt.

Tommys_Dad
*Goats in underpants unionize*

Tommys_Dad
"Hang on Miss Lohan!"

Tommys_Dad
"Madge, when we got to the drive-in, did we have children?"

pekejebe
This game is kind of like rock, paper, scissors....except it's knife, bowl, spoon. Knife breaks spoon, spoon dips into bowl and bowl covers knife.

pekejebe
because the petunias ran away with the daffodils.

Tommys_Dad
They're just icons for the cappers. Try to ignore them and get on with the movie.

cambria36
Doesn't look as though you're excited to see me, Richard.

cambria36
Want to borrow my K-Y jelly?

cambria36
After 3 days of constipation, Fred is glad to have passed a brick-hard turd at long last.

cambria36
Where's Jodie Foster when I need her?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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