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Last caption at 10:29 AM / The current time is 11:59 AM
Capped at Tue 10:29 AM.cambria36   
Winner in the Hollywood contest for "Worst Convincing Dragon".
Capped at Tue 09:57 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Just wanted to wish you good luck; we're all counting on you."
Capped at Tue 09:54 AM.Tommys_Dad
Estelle Winwood... she sounds hot, thought flavio. Little did he know.
Capped at Tue 09:48 AM.Tommys_Dad
And, under Pekejebe's tree on Christmas morning...
Capped at Tue 09:40 AM.Tommys_Dad
Hi, I'm Duane. I'll be your hot dog water steward this evening.
Capped at Tue 07:14 AM.flavio   
What experience do I have to be the next Tommy's Mom? Well, I have been chased by flavio quite a bit
Capped at Tue 12:36 AM.pekejebe
Yes, I'm here to audition for the next Mrs. Tommys_Dad.
Capped at Mon 11:10 PM.Tsunade   
And why do you, Ms. Skeleton, think you'd make a good "Tommy's Mom?"
1 vote
Capped at Mon 11:08 PM.Tsunade   
Um... Tommy's Dad sent me out to tell you that the next Tommy's Mom is definitely going to be female, so any of you men here for the audition are just wasting your time.
Capped at Mon 11:05 PM.Tsunade   
Outside the office where auditions for the next "Tommy's Mom" were being held.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 09:42 PM.chainsawX
ARE YOU BLIND!
Capped at Mon 09:42 PM.chainsawX
im glad you caught me flavio its better than that chainsaw fella
Capped at Mon 09:41 PM.Tommys_Dad
The seven forty five was an hour late, it didn't get in till a quarter to eight.
Capped at Mon 09:37 PM.chainsawX
flavio caught his blind date
1 vote
Capped at Mon 09:37 PM.chainsawX
phil it is not half past a monkey's ass and a quarter till his balls its only 4:30
1 vote
Capped at Mon 09:36 PM.chainsawX
tis just a flesh wound
Capped at Mon 09:35 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Mail this caption" Icon RIP
Capped at Mon 09:34 PM.chainsawX
"Schrittelbahn."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.