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cambria36
Is this a Timber Train? "Yes, and we can watch when they stop to let the lumberjack off."

cambria36
Can't you quit playing with your pecker long enough to hold your own comic book?

cambria36
Cambria 36 calling back.

cambria36
FOX News wins another coveted Dunce Award.

Nerikull
I guess he knows what's what....

Nerikull
...and remember; never sit on the pointy end. Good night!

Nerikull
"...also known as 'schlong', 'tallywhacker', 'trouser snake'...."

Nerikull
In Soviet Amerika, CBS watches you!

Nerikull
I....don't even KNOW you....

kittyliquor
Because our glorious structure never had the roof completed, they said it was just a bunch of columns.

kittyliquor
So you're trying to relax by intensely studying relaxation technique theory? Sounds like you just need laid to me.

kittyliquor
Is far superior to her other 7 personalities.

kittyliquor
Is this my SS number, or how much those bastards in Washington left in my so called "lock box", that came out of my damn paychecks?

kittyliquor
There you go! That, the Hawaiian birth cert and all the potential backing testimony payoffs will be......$5,700.00.

Nerikull
She uses "Mother's Little Helper".

Nerikull
(both) "He did it!"

pekejebe
I removed a mattress tag and they're out to get me.

pekejebe
Kill her Mary, kill her.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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