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Tommys_Dad
"Didn't know which elf was named Stevie, so I blew 'em all up. Let Keebler sort 'em out."

cg4177
Hmm, I got a message: "Watch out for girder..." CLONK!

cg4177
I am such a big name reporter, my name can barely fit in the screen!

Tommys_Dad
Welcome to Lady Tsunade's Tattoo Emporium. See anything you like?

kittyliquor
...and Dweeb Martin, cinematography, for his inability to fit everything into the frame.

kittyliquor
OK! Now, start building the giant golf club!

kittyliquor
Are they showering yet?

kittyliquor
(man) My God! Is that a picture of something out on the wing trying to sabatoge us?

kittyliquor
So it's a Boredwell & Boredman production?

McFrenzy
Been like that since Taylor Swift went pop.

McFrenzy
Thanks to the Kerfufflenatorocitor, I knew my wife was having an affair with a Keebler elf named Stevie.

cambria36   
Wanda does tongue-stretching exercises twice a day.

cg4177
Look mac, if I wanted my area adjusted, I'd do it myself, alright?

cg4177
Hmmm, should I wind my butt or scratch my watch?

cg4177
Lay the outright lies, half-truths and other crap we shovel out.

cg4177
And his Sopwith Camel.

cambria36   
Don't you hate it when your blind date's nose is longer that your pecker?

cambria36   
...but training with legs proves useless.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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