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Tommys_Dad
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

Tommys_Dad
Okay Hoss, here we in are in town again. And this time you *better* have that rifle/gun thing sorted out.

cambria36
For the last time, it's dangerous to let your horse shit off a cliff.

cambria36
JeZus, Hoss....how much does a haircut cost you?

cambria36
I wonder if I oughta wake me up?

Tommys_Dad
"Mom, they followed me home, can we keep 'em?"

cambria36
Ernest wanted to go to the Academy Awards, but he didn't even own a truex.

cambria36
Okay if I choose you for our next neighborhood pick-up basketball game?

cambria36
Somethings wrong with the phone and I can't hear you....send me a text.

McFrenzy
Were you and Slim Whitman close? "He saved the Earth from the Martians, you know."

McFrenzy
I can just see us now, you in the back making popcorn while I'm driving us to the Grand Canyon. Come on, let's go RVing this summer.

ROBOTCROWT
Follow that beagle!

cambria36
We wouldn't have crashed if that shit wasn't painted on our windshield.

cambria36
Granny's dilema...hurse, or taxi?

cambria36
Leave 'em alone, Wanda....the winner gets you.

flavio   
The Fire Island 500

flavio   
There was a Rhea Perleman came by. Said she needed some of her stuff. We took care of her Mr. Devito

flavio   
Of course the Boogie Man is real. Want me to get him out from under your bed?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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