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Tommys_DadHaunted by the ghost of Saddam Hussein. I hate it when that happens.
torgone *Honk! Honk!*
torgone "Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!"
Tommys_Dad"Sorry, can't tonight, I'm on my menstrual cycle." "That's okay, I'm on my Harley, you can follow me."
Tommys_Dad"How do you get down off an elephant?" You don't, silly, you get down off a duck."
flavio What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant? Um, I dunno, run around until you get pooped out?
Tommys_DadShouldn'a taken that left toin in Albakoiky.
pekejebeYeah, so....I fell asleep in the sun while wearing my blindfold.
pekejebeAlex: I'll take Schlitterbahn for $100.
Tommys_DadHe'll do. Have him washed, oiled and sent to Pekejebe's quarters.
Tommys_Dado/` I got the goat right here, his name is Paul Revere and there's a guy says if the weather's clear... o/`
Tommys_DadHurling The Haggis will most likely never become an Olympic sport.
pekejebeYessir, he ran over me with his truck, but I took it like a soldier!
chainsawXno mary its not a dream my name is zordon and you will become a power ranger
chainsawXand with that cabanaboy had his licence revoked
cambria36 Next time, try the runway...you asswipe.
cambria36 Contortion twins performing for Pekejebe.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.