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cambria36   
That's it, Stanley.....strike a pose.

cambria36   
I hate it when my balls are trapped.

cambria36   
Now cough, sweetie.

cambria36   
It may be $20 in town, but I'm only charging five for house calls.

cambria36   
Is it just me, or does it smell like dirty jock-straps in here?

cambria36   
I'll call it the "humanitarian award".

McFrenzy
I've looked over the warranty and your refrigerator had every right to run away.

McFrenzy
But I'M going as Carmen Miranda.

McFrenzy
Chocovine? I ain't that kind of bar, mister.

cambria36   
$20....same as in town.

cambria36   
Before you fall asleep Ted, rearrange me.

McFrenzy
Adapter? I don't even know her.

McFrenzy
Please return the drive-in movie to the snack bar or box office.

McFrenzy
Release the turkeys.

Tommys_Dad
"Time's up, TurkeyVolGuessingMan."

Tommys_Dad
*Crickets*

Tommys_Dad
"Her home is on the south side, high up on the ridge, just a half a mile from the Mississippi bridge."

Tommys_Dad
Now cough.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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