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Capped at Fri 12:07 AM.Tommys_Dad
Haunted by the ghost of Saddam Hussein. I hate it when that happens.
Capped at Thu 11:54 PM.torgone   
*Honk! Honk!*
Capped at Thu 11:53 PM.torgone   
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!"
Capped at Thu 11:45 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Sorry, can't tonight, I'm on my menstrual cycle." "That's okay, I'm on my Harley, you can follow me."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:30 PM.Tommys_Dad
"How do you get down off an elephant?" You don't, silly, you get down off a duck."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:24 PM.flavio   
What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant? Um, I dunno, run around until you get pooped out?
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:06 PM.Tommys_Dad
Shouldn'a taken that left toin in Albakoiky.
Capped at Thu 10:40 PM.pekejebe
Yeah, so....I fell asleep in the sun while wearing my blindfold.
Capped at Thu 10:38 PM.pekejebe
Alex: I'll take Schlitterbahn for $100.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 09:09 PM.Tommys_Dad
He'll do. Have him washed, oiled and sent to Pekejebe's quarters.
Capped at Thu 09:07 PM.Tommys_Dad
o/` I got the goat right here, his name is Paul Revere and there's a guy says if the weather's clear... o/`
Capped at Thu 09:05 PM.Tommys_Dad
Hurling The Haggis will most likely never become an Olympic sport.
Capped at Thu 08:52 PM.pekejebe
Yessir, he ran over me with his truck, but I took it like a soldier!
Capped at Thu 08:29 PM.chainsawX
no mary its not a dream my name is zordon and you will become a power ranger
Capped at Thu 08:29 PM.chainsawX
and with that cabanaboy had his licence revoked
1 vote
Capped at Thu 04:26 PM.cambria36   
Next time, try the runway...you asswipe.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 02:33 PM.cambria36   
Contortion twins performing for Pekejebe.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.