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Capped at Thu 07:42 PM.cambria36   
No, no....I ordered Trojan CONDOMS.
Capped at Thu 07:41 PM.cambria36   
For elves, capping in the Middle Ages was very difficult.
Capped at Thu 07:40 PM.cambria36   
Flying Nun crash landed, but had only minor injuries.
Capped at Thu 06:12 PM.ROBOTCROWT
How many times a night does Larry King get up to go to the bathroom.
Capped at Thu 03:01 PM.cambria36   
Cambria's Navy retirement checks.
Capped at Thu 02:59 PM.cambria36   
Is this the first time a fish wiggled itself out of your belly button?
Capped at Thu 02:58 PM.cambria36   
Now he only has to figure out how to get in it.
Capped at Thu 02:57 PM.cambria36   
There are several SHORT cuts to LONG street.
Capped at Thu 02:53 PM.cambria36   
..is only a couple of blocks long, but the City enjoyed giving unusual street names.
Capped at Thu 11:08 AM.Tommys_Dad
CAW!
Capped at Thu 04:02 AM.kittyliquor
who is theese Leonardo DiCaprio that you speeek ov?
Capped at Thu 04:01 AM.kittyliquor
Mary never quite got physics. Luckily the chair didn't either.
Capped at Thu 03:58 AM.kittyliquor
...so you take hisperm from your mouth and put it in here, then you squirt it up...
Capped at Thu 03:58 AM.kittyliquor
Billy was wrong - he couldn't stop a car with fright.
Capped at Thu 03:56 AM.kittyliquor
oO Oh yeah, I need to fix the dexk railing! (creeeeaak, SNAP)
1 vote
Capped at Thu 03:19 AM.Tommys_Dad
Um, Gerson...
Capped at Thu 02:32 AM.Tsunade   
Behold the "Lamp of Memory." This and other fine quality furnishings can be found at your local American Furniture Warehouse.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 02:30 AM.Tsunade   
.oO{ Those aren't mine. Mine are red and lacy.)
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.