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Last caption at 10:29 PM / The current time is 03:12 AM
Capped at Mon 10:29 PM.pekejebe
You sir...have turnip pudding breath.
Capped at Mon 05:30 PM.ROBOTCROWT
Note to Self: Never eat the wife's turnip pudding AGAIN.
Capped at Mon 12:38 PM.Tommys_Dad
*Thinks of nifty political caption for IS.* *Self administers titty twister as penance.*
1 vote
Capped at Mon 12:33 PM.ROBOTCROWT
Michael, your date called; she won't be joining you. Would you lke to join ua for the House Specialty drink, Chateu de Loser?
2 votes
Capped at Mon 06:27 AM.Thumbnail
I have reported your naughtiness to Santa Claus.
Capped at Mon 06:23 AM.Thumbnail
Oh bother, that's the third Chevy salesman this week.
1 vote
Capped at Mon 06:21 AM.Thumbnail
No yabba dabba doo until you take out the garbage.
Capped at Mon 03:21 AM.pekejebe
Ya. Ya, girly-man. Hear me now and believe me later.
Capped at Mon 03:19 AM.pekejebe
You call this a toilet?
Capped at Mon 03:10 AM.Tommys_Dad
'Is that your lunch money in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'
Capped at Mon 03:03 AM.Tommys_Dad
What? No Yabba Dabba Doo?
Capped at Sun 08:11 PM.pekejebe
Me accidentally tore speaker loose, did not return to snack bar. Got two years in cave jail.
Capped at Sun 08:10 PM.pekejebe
And so boys and girls....the submarine went silently through the waters, away from the bad men.
Capped at Sun 08:09 PM.pekejebe
Tsunade, come out! I said we go clubbing, but didn't mean it literally.
Capped at Sun 04:57 PM.Thumbnail
Welcome, pull up a crate. Can I get you a brown paper bag for your drink?
Capped at Sun 04:17 PM.cambria36   
Farting in a precinct station is cause for arrest.
1 vote
Capped at Sun 04:04 PM.Tommys_Dad
"If you accidentally tear a speaker loose, please return it to the snack bar or box office."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.