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pekejebe
This game is kind of like rock, paper, scissors....except it's knife, bowl, spoon. Knife breaks spoon, spoon dips into bowl and bowl covers knife.

pekejebe
because the petunias ran away with the daffodils.

Tommys_Dad
They're just icons for the cappers. Try to ignore them and get on with the movie.

cambria36
Doesn't look as though you're excited to see me, Richard.

cambria36
Want to borrow my K-Y jelly?

cambria36
After 3 days of constipation, Fred is glad to have passed a brick-hard turd at long last.

cambria36
Where's Jodie Foster when I need her?

cambria36
Performs by-pass surgery on Ronald McDonald.

cambria36
Nothing's on "special", mister...not even me. $20, same as if I'm just outside the door.

McFrenzy
I didn't do what Natalie Morales said I should do.

McFrenzy
You left it out in the rain, I'll never have that recipe for squirrel cake again.

flavio   
A FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT . . .

flavio   
When making whoopee, which animal did Arlene say you sound most like?

flavio   
We're busting out of this screengrab. You in?

flavio   
Check it out Reggie. Some ethnic fellow taught me this delightful handshake

flavio   
Aw Honey, come on. I said the neighbor has big PITS. She has big pits in her yard!!!!!

chainsawX
Tab pours everywhere

chainsawX
but the rose was just fine...
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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