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Tommys_DadAlso, be sure to catch the thrilling sequel, VOTING FOR YOUR OWN CAPS.
McFrenzyAs sheriff of Mordor, I arrest you for simply walking and entering.
McFrenzyTold'ya you can't simply walk into Mordor, there's a two hour.
McFrenzyMordor, we're here.
McFrenzyYou're an extraterrestrial who comes to warn Earth. "So then, I can simply walk into Mordor?"
Tommys_DadThe Autocappomatic 4500 (Patent Pendulous) was actually this guy.
cambria36 At Lust for Lunch.
cambria36 ...when he should be kissing my ass.
Tommys_Dad"Me? Fart? No way."
Tommys_DadGeez, don't you have any other choices for tattoos?
Tommys_DadWe ain't doin' nothin' BUT leavin' Robert Denby alone.
Tommys_DadEileen's dog has three legs, one eye and lost an ear in a bizarre grooming accident right after he was neutered. His name is LUCKY.
torgone Her brother, who has no arms or legs, is out there in the yard in a pile of leaves. His name is RUSSEL.
torgone Eileen does live here. She's a one-legged waitress who works at IHOP.
torgone "Peep plop ploop soup toopy thong pong ying tong iddle I po."
Tommys_DadYou'd play an extraterrestrial dude that comes to warn Earth to changes its ways. Your costar's a robot. You interested?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.