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McFrenzy
The hot dog water needs changing. "No it doesn't. We did it last year, remember."

McFrenzy
Are you now receiving the All Kerschproigle All-the-time station?

McFrenzy
Yeah, he was that guy who superimposed himself over the stadium.

cambria36   
(chili and onions remain in black and white)

cambria36   
How about a gang-bang, baby? "Sure..but not with you four assholes."

cambria36   
Psst...remember to use a lot of "thee" and "thou"s and you can't go wrong.

cambria36   
We'll have a leg of lamb, a cask of wine, and two wenches.

cambria36   
I hate these silly band uniforms, don't you?

flavio   
Hot Pockets? I love Hot Pockets!

McFrenzy
Mild discomfort is close, though.

McFrenzy
The Hot Pockets will need an extra thirty seconds in the microwave.

Nerikull
"You VILL pull mein finger, Hans!!!"

Nerikull
Grandad lights a cigar in the outhouse again....

Nerikull
"Today's forecast: Clear and sunny all over the world..."

cambria36   
Oh, shit....our atmosphere is missing.

Nerikull
"But, what about HOTALING?" "Didn't you mean TORTCHA?" "Don't tell me what I mean, Steve..."

cambria36   
20-cents, same as on the playground.

Tommys_Dad
"Now *you* cough."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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