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Last caption at 12:36 AM / The current time is 05:58 AM
Capped at Tue 12:36 AM.pekejebe
Yes, I'm here to audition for the next Mrs. Tommys_Dad.
Capped at Mon 11:10 PM.Tsunade   
And why do you, Ms. Skeleton, think you'd make a good "Tommy's Mom?"
Capped at Mon 11:08 PM.Tsunade   
Um... Tommy's Dad sent me out to tell you that the next Tommy's Mom is definitely going to be female, so any of you men here for the audition are just wasting your time.
Capped at Mon 11:05 PM.Tsunade   
Outside the office where auditions for the next "Tommy's Mom" were being held.
Capped at Mon 09:42 PM.chainsawX
ARE YOU BLIND!
Capped at Mon 09:42 PM.chainsawX
im glad you caught me flavio its better than that chainsaw fella
Capped at Mon 09:41 PM.Tommys_Dad
The seven forty five was an hour late, it didn't get in till a quarter to eight.
Capped at Mon 09:37 PM.chainsawX
flavio caught his blind date
Capped at Mon 09:37 PM.chainsawX
phil it is not half past a monkey's ass and a quarter till his balls its only 4:30
1 vote
Capped at Mon 09:36 PM.chainsawX
tis just a flesh wound
Capped at Mon 09:35 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Mail this caption" Icon RIP
Capped at Mon 09:34 PM.chainsawX
"Schrittelbahn."
Capped at Mon 09:34 PM.Tommys_Dad
"I got this."
Capped at Mon 09:34 PM.chainsawX
wow rosie o donnell looks better without makeup
Capped at Mon 09:33 PM.chainsawX
Flavio could move fast for a motivated capper
2 votes
Capped at Mon 09:32 PM.Tommys_Dad
Beat feet, you want flavio to catch you?!
Capped at Mon 09:31 PM.chainsawX
she doesnt seem so nice
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.