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Capped at Fri 11:53 AM.Tommys_Dad
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Capped at Fri 11:51 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Mordor's closed."
1 vote
Capped at Fri 11:35 AM.McFrenzy
As sheriff of Mordor, I arrest you for simply walking and entering.
Capped at Fri 11:34 AM.McFrenzy
Told'ya you can't simply walk into Mordor, there's a two hour.
Capped at Fri 11:32 AM.McFrenzy
Mordor, we're here.
Capped at Fri 11:30 AM.McFrenzy
You're an extraterrestrial who comes to warn Earth. "So then, I can simply walk into Mordor?"
Capped at Fri 11:12 AM.Tommys_Dad
The Autocappomatic 4500 (Patent Pendulous) was actually this guy.
Capped at Fri 10:25 AM.cambria36   
At Lust for Lunch.
Capped at Fri 10:24 AM.cambria36   
...when he should be kissing my ass.
Capped at Fri 06:24 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Me? Fart? No way."
Capped at Fri 06:21 AM.Tommys_Dad
Geez, don't you have any other choices for tattoos?
Capped at Fri 06:17 AM.Tommys_Dad
Rodin's TA-DAAA.
Capped at Fri 06:16 AM.Tommys_Dad
We ain't doin' nothin' BUT leavin' Robert Denby alone.
Capped at Fri 06:10 AM.Tommys_Dad
Eileen's dog has three legs, one eye and lost an ear in a bizarre grooming accident right after he was neutered. His name is LUCKY.
Capped at Fri 12:56 AM.torgone   
Her brother, who has no arms or legs, is out there in the yard in a pile of leaves. His name is RUSSEL.
Capped at Fri 12:53 AM.torgone   
Eileen does live here. She's a one-legged waitress who works at IHOP.
Capped at Thu 11:32 PM.torgone   
"Peep plop ploop soup toopy thong pong ying tong iddle I po."
Capped at Thu 11:28 PM.Tommys_Dad
You'd play an extraterrestrial dude that comes to warn Earth to changes its ways. Your costar's a robot. You interested?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.