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Tommys_Dad"Braaains!" Om nom nom...
pekejebeRobot, why do you have a smiley face on your chest?
pekejebeHah hah! Look, he shot his eye out.
ROBOTCROWTAfter the play died, he started being referred to as a 'cereal killer'.
ROBOTCROWTI'm sorry, Ginny you can't sit on my lap. At least not until I'm off probation.
chainsawXthe Un meets to discuss the recent increase in 2uince use
chainsawXthere was no one in the ***damn well lassie
chainsawXFox News Headline: socialist gift giver arrested for stealing toys
chainsawXsorry mamn we cant have you be deputy you will shoot your eye out
pekejebeI got these ears at Disneyland.
pekejebeWow, look at this man.....look at the trail my fingers make.
pekejebeI want a Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! And, I won't shoot my eye out.
ROBOTCROWTHot off the presses: The Trump Campaign just hired the ace speechwriting team of Kutt and Paist.
Tommys_Dad"Relax dude, you're *supposed* to have opposable thumbs."
cambria36 Tight f**kin' peanut butter lids piss me off.
Tommys_Dad"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Tommys_Dad"Not just no, *hell* no. Where was Amway when I was down the friggin' well?"
Tommys_Dad"Oh yeah, tonight we *eat*."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.