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Tommys_Dad
That year's Hi-Teen Carnival was a real hot ticket.

Tommys_Dad
*Cabanaboy doesn't see shadow.* *Mosquitos immediately return to the Outer Banks.*

Tommys_Dad
Polly wanna cracker. NOW!

Tommys_Dad
Your eyes say no, but your man-boobs say YES!

chainsawX
phils hobby of knocking down beehives would end badly

Tommys_Dad
oO(That's odd, Sarah never twerks at home.)

cambria36   
Don't worry, dear. I always include the tits when I do pap-smears.

cambria36   
WOW... that Viagra WORKS.

cambria36   
That ain't lipstick...it's blood. The hooker scratched me.

pekejebe
Hmmm, really good assortment of food here, so I think I'll have a pickle.

chainsawX
Whoa, this is the ugliest hat I've ever seen! Do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh, it looks good on you though. Whew!

chainsawX
but if i kill all the golfers wont they put me in jail? GOFERS...i said kill all the gofers

chainsawX
hey everybody LETS DANCE!

chainsawX
who had nothing to do with the OJ case...

chainsawX
ask me again for some nicorette.......

flavio   
Have you heard that new tune, "Nicorette Lover" by Daktari Stool?

chainsawX
sorry pal i dont care if you are excellent at calculus..your staying a janitor...

chainsawX
okay all the kids are on there...POWER UP THE ELECTRIC FENCE!
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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