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Nerikull
"...just don't look for me in Las Vegas because I'm not going there. Nope, not going there at all! "

flavio   
Excellent One Cheek Sneak sir.

flavio   
What happened? I came here for a cracked filling.

flavio   
Hi. I'm Shady Character for Life Alert

flavio   
Why . . . . you're bald!

Nerikull
Con-Chair Face, phase 3.

flavio   
Ann Curry just didn't deserve it

flavio   
This cranial ridge is killing me

flavio   
There! All ready for your first day of gangster school!

ROBOTCROWT
Yeah, I read it. You just can't let him kick that football while Lucy's holding it, can you?

ROBOTCROWT
You want me to take the stand-on-one-foot drunk test? Wouldn't it be better for me to wait 'til I'm sober?

cambria36
The Blake that didn't shoot his wife in the head.

cambria36
Some of us preferred the sequel: "Whores of Spider Island"

cambria36
Ever tweak your right nipple while on a Sunday stroll? (me neither)

cambria36
Better get your head screwed on right before you get fired. "Okay, boss...here goes."

pekejebe
Why do I need to undress Mr. Smith? I am interviewing for the receptionist job.

pekejebe
Shhh.... I admit it, I'm a sign hoarder, I really need this sign for my bedroom.

pekejebe
Those lights are blinking out of sequence. Make them blink in sequence.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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