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Tommys_Dad
"There's a merit badge now for Hotaling?!"

ROBOTCROWT
Gentlemen, I don't know nuthin' about no stills.

otweek
When I find the S>OB that had me spayed, I', going to eat his corpse and shit him on his own carpet.

otweek
"If I were a rich man...........this movie would be made in technicolor."

otweek
The CSA's technology is not as advanced as most people think.

otweek
When Lucy prayed for shingles instead of thatch, she got shingles on her snatch.

ROBOTCROWTCapped with the help of the Autocappomatic 4500 (Patent Pendulous)
Government Training Film #1120: So, you want to heal your throat.

juxstapo   
yeeep, just cruising the lubrication stand

juxstapo   
during the prohibition, voting booths included breathalyzers

juxstapo   
Navel belts were all the rage

juxstapo   
went from 4 to 4.501 after the Johson's had their babies

juxstapo   
a second later Mr. P. N. Guin plummets past the window also

juxstapo   
"Miss Leigh" .oO(hot stuff)Oo. "I am so very sorry" .oO(so very sex)Oo. "for your loss." .oO(of clothing)Oo. "If there is anything I can" .oO(lick)Oo. "do for you, please tell me."

McFrenzy
Keep it up, Ted and you'll both be in detention.

McFrenzy
Cowabunga, dudes, surf's up.

McFrenzy
Sir, please put the tablecloth back.

ROBOTCROWT
Running the Robin Master's Estate is a hell of a lot easier without that b****** Magnum chewing up the scenery.

cambria36
The next time this old f**ker sings, "Oklahoma", I hope someone slaps the shit outta him.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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