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pekejebeSay, I want a pizza delivered. I want pepperoni, sausage, ham, the usual. But, insead of tomato sauce, cover it with Frank's Red Hot Sauce.
flavio Pick me up something for swollen skull, wouldja?
flavio Would you care for a Hurtz Donut?
flavio My decolletage is over here
Tommys_DadIn this scence, you're in a coma, Mr Shatner. Just relax and let the tubes do all the acting.
McFrenzyJoe Namath asks, "Did you bring the barbecue sauce?" Yes, mostly on my shirt.
McFrenzyWere you always this unappealing? "Oh no, not before the Mongolian Barbecue accident I suffered in the French Foreign Legion."
McFrenzyMy Dear, I wish to paint you in the nude. "But won't you get chilly?"
Tommys_DadIn Saint Paul, they take their Mongolian Barbecue seriously.
McFrenzyCeline Dion suddenly remembers she's French Canadian and doesn't have to put up with this rubbish.
McFrenzyHere at the Law Offices of Fovea & Howzit Goin....
McFrenzyI'll have what she's having. "And how do you like your Billy Crystal?" Smothered in Mongolian barbecue sauce.
McFrenzyA pre-capping stretching regiment is recommended.
Tommys_Dad"This is ridiculous. I'm texting Mr Kotter and calling in an air strike."
McFrenzySo there will be smooching. We'll go get more popcorn then.
McFrenzyDeserted? So, where's the orange sherbet swirl?
McFrenzyLeft my lip gloss in my other handbag, be right back.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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