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Tsunade   
I'm only wearing two petticoats. That get you all hot, Baby?

Tsunade   
Egad! Preposterous! Fiddlesticks!

Tsunade   
Wait...didn't I foreclose on your mortgage last week? Ooh...terribly sorry! I must have grabbed the wrong foreclosure file this morning.

Nerikull
"We tried to do 50 Shades of Grey, but with out budget, we could only afford 8 shades..."

Tsunade   
After Mrs. Higgenson's "Garden of Eden" presentation, Pastor Smith began to crack down on what actually constituted liturgical dance.

Wills
Well...I did time for meth possession. Does that turn you on?

Wills
Look this outfit will be big with several lead singers of 80s rock groups...just wait and see no sleeves!

Wills
Hey dumbass! If your gonna pee don't do it on my rug go in here...

ROBOTCROWT
May I come inside? I promise I'll just blend right in.

Tsunade   
$20? That's all you're asking? Let me get my wallet, mister.

Tsunade   
Thank goodness I'll never be running for political office. These vacation photos would just cause trouble...or they might win me the vote of every lonely man in the state.

chainsawX
this reboot of "spiderman" is still better than spiderman 3

pekejebe
Hey, where did it go? I'm sure I came in all intact.

McFrenzy
Calm down, it's just a goofy game for dopey doctors.

pekejebe
Look, Genie is on a coffee break, so just say "Mirror mirror on the wall"....

McFrenzy
We need more buttons.

McFrenzy
RC cola, Moon Pie and a belly rub will get you in.

cambria36
..dispite this, he prefers to think outside-the-box.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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