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Tsunade   
I just don't like "Dear Abby" any more.

Tsunade   
Half an hour...behind the woodshed. Wear leather.

Tsunade   
And I'll slide down that railing if I want to!

Tsunade   
Hey, Lucille here was just telling me you had a small pecker. Is that true?

Tommys_Dad
o/` Su Su Sudio o/` Max Headroom sings Phil Collins, only on Inventing Situations!

Tommys_Dad
2uince? You're soaking in it.

Tommys_Dad
"Less filling!" "Tastes great!"

Tsunade   
Cambria, I'm up here! Why are you looking at me that way?

Tommys_Dad
"A live squid? Where?!"

Tsunade   
Film noir? Make mine a double.

Tommys_Dad
"Of course, I could'a made a brooch, or a pteradactyl."

Tsunade   
And yes, Dad, Tsunade said she would be bringing her camera.

Tommys_Dad
A shrine to Tsunade?

Tommys_Dad
"Hello? Makeup? Yeah, I'm havin' a really bad hair day here."

Tsunade   
Want to come over and look at my vacation photos?

Tsunade   
I forgot to pick up a lint roller at Wal-Mart.

Tsunade   
I haven't sold enough band candy to go to camp! How am I supposed to have my first awkward teenage sexual experience?

Tommys_Dad
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I *am* gonna wear this tie to Capperfest 2000 New Orleans. And don't call me Shirley."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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