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Tommys_Dad
oO(Did I leave the stove on?)

Tsunade   
Even though he was dying, Mary still tried to cop a feel.

Tsunade   
Sorry we have to put you in the corral, but the jail's kinda full.

Tsunade   
I just saw "Brokeback Mountain." I don't know if I'm disturbed or relieved...

Tsunade   
Go home, Horatio! You're drunk!

Tsunade   
And you say I can have it for only $18 since we're not in town?

Tsunade   
If they're immortal, why did they have to be brought to life? Were they dead, which completely contradicts the concept of immortal, doesn't it?

Tsunade   
I'd still rather have vodka-spiked punch.

Tommys_Dad
Your Hon. Webmstr.

cambria36
"Horny Trader"

cambria36
She hates it when her blind date can't distinguish an Adam's apple from a tit.

cambria36
Turkish Pope.

pekejebe
Say, I want a pizza delivered. I want pepperoni, sausage, ham, the usual. But, instead of tomato sauce, cover it with Frank's Red Hot Sauce.

flavio   
Pick me up something for swollen skull, wouldja?

flavio   
Would you care for a Hurtz Donut?

flavio   
My decolletage is over here

Tommys_Dad
In this scence, you're in a coma, Mr Shatner. Just relax and let the tubes do all the acting.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
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