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Capped at Fri 04:01 PM.Tommys_Dad
When the plot stalls and the director runs out of ideas...
Capped at Fri 03:15 PM.Tommys_Dad
You can't simply drive into Mordor. Unless your pickup has substandard split screen technology.
Capped at Fri 02:19 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Get your own toilet paper."
Capped at Fri 10:54 AM.cambria36   
If ya like 'em; honk 'em.
Capped at Fri 10:53 AM.cambria36   
Legless Louise nearly forgot she brought her severed legs along on this trip.
Capped at Fri 10:52 AM.cambria36   
Wanda farts; the other campers gag and faint.
Capped at Fri 10:49 AM.cambria36   
No "little men" in this boat.
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Capped at Fri 10:32 AM.Tommys_Dad
Then, when Lady Tsunade walked into the room, they suddenly realized they were straight.
Capped at Fri 10:24 AM.Tommys_Dad
Early Fractured Fairy Tales parades drew much bigger crowds.
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Capped at Fri 10:14 AM.Tommys_Dad
Even a six foot Slim Jim is no match for the mighty Hercules.
Capped at Fri 12:07 AM.Tommys_Dad
Haunted by the ghost of Saddam Hussein. I hate it when that happens.
Capped at Thu 11:54 PM.torgone   
*Honk! Honk!*
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Capped at Thu 11:53 PM.torgone   
"Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!"
Capped at Thu 11:45 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Sorry, can't tonight, I'm on my menstrual cycle." "That's okay, I'm on my Harley, you can follow me."
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Capped at Thu 11:30 PM.Tommys_Dad
"How do you get down off an elephant?" You don't, silly, you get down off a duck."
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Capped at Thu 11:24 PM.flavio   
What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant? Um, I dunno, run around until you get pooped out?
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Capped at Thu 11:06 PM.Tommys_Dad
Shouldn'a taken that left toin in Albakoiky.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.