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torgone Or Hotaling ..
torgone "Pay to the order of Leonid 'Iron Balls' Brezhnev, One Dollar AND NINE CENTS."
Tommys_DadIf you should accidentally tear a speaker loose, please return it to the snack bar or box office.
screaming_fist"Dear Diary, Leonid was being a prick again by drinking all the vodka."
screaming_fistsame to you mister
Tommys_Dad"Don't forget to sign Sherry's birthday card."
screaming_fist"UNION! UNION! U---*BANG* *thud*"
screaming_fist"I hereby appoint you the Minister of Grains and Alcohol."
Tommys_DadKnow what burns my ass, Leonid? A fire about this high.
screaming_fist"I think cigars for vodka is an even trade."
screaming_fist"I can't wait for the evening gown competition!!"
torgone "So, Marushka, let's have a look at those titskis."
screaming_fistWho needs propellant when there's vodka?
screaming_fist"Another successful launch, comrades. Let's celebrate with some vodka,."
screaming_fist"I don't usually drink water, but when I do, it's vodka."
screaming_fist"Some day, this field will be green with Skittle trees."
screaming_fist"Time to prepare the fields for planting, my little babushka. I'll get the plow."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.