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Tommys_DadOperators are sitting by.
Tommys_Dad*FORTRAN programmers laugh asses off.*
Tommys_Dad"I think you're gonna like this feature, Mrs Schwartz, it remotely controls your husband's pacemaker."
Tsunade What could possibly go wrong?
Tommys_Dad"Gray poop on what?"
pekejebeIt was a dark and stormy night. Mary had just applied her rash cream, when there was a knock at the door. "Candy gram" said a voice on the other side of the door.
pekejebeAnd here in your horoscope, it says no matter what you do to yourself, you will still look like someone hit you with an ugly stick.
Tommys_Dado/` One... singular sensation, every little step I take, doodly doodly doot. o/`
torgone Get electrocuted! It's fun!
pekejebeSorry dear, but the surgery was unsuccessful. You still look like someone hit you with an ugly stick.
Tommys_DadWarning: The Surgeon General has determined that listening to the music of Kenny G while driving can be hazardous to your health.
Tommys_DadWhat could possibly go wrong?
Tommys_Dad"The marching band refused to yield."
flavio Sorry, there was a fly on your head
NerikullYou know...words 'n' stuff...
torgone "Let's go see if the carpet matches .."
torgone "You're guilty." "Am not!" "Are too!" "Am not!" "Are too!" ....
torgone She seems nice.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.