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Tommys_DadWell, you see Timmy, when one man loves another man very much...
Tommys_DadZZZZZZZ (Field vibrates.)
Tommys_DadCall Art Bell, it's another Bigfoot sighting.
otweekHe's talking to Davy who's still in the Navy and probably will be for life.
otweekI know it's a Kawasaki, but that ain't milk I tell you!"
otweek"Luke, I am your father."
otweek"I hate to break it to you, but that aint milk."
otweek"Where were you? We told you we would fix your cable between two and four."
otweekThis is one "girl nextdoor" that should stay nextdoor.
otweek"Can I do the moon walk? Hell, I was born there."
otweek"What do you say we have dance competition to solve this dispute?"
Tommys_Dad<Insert favorite "horny" cap here.>
Tommys_DadYou feering rucky, punk?
Tommys_DadDon't worry, you said. Everybody votes for their own caps, you said.
Tommys_DadThat isn't decaf is it? You know how I feel about decaf.
Tommys_DadI was told there'd be no more screengrabs from Mercutio's colonoscopy. GEEZ I wish he'd quit drinking that Zima crap!
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.