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torgone "I wear the suit, and I have the desk, so I'll make the disapproving mouth noises, thank you very much."
torgone are all out to get you.
torgone "With this new portable phone I can move anywhere I want up to about nine feet from the wall plug!"
torgone "What's a refrigerator?"
Tommys_DadAll I can see is Buffoon's ex-wife's heart.
cambria36 For the first time, Ralph notices that his sister has no tits.
Tommys_DadNew toilet seat designed for Kim Kardashian. (Hang in there, Cambria.)
cambria36 New toilet seat designed for Kim Kardashian. (i never give up)
cambria36 Hood ornament Hall of Fame?
cambria36 Got dentures and a flat-top on the same day.
cambria36 ..and then hold the pillow tight over her face; presto, you're a bachelor again.
cambria36 Hanging chad elected Bush #2...sorta.
McFrenzyWe're going to need a bigger roasting pan.
cambria36 ..who can barely be heard, now that he's dead.
Tommys_DadSome assembly required.
Tommys_DadSort of sums up my short-lived career in stand up comedy.
Tommys_DadVisible Fart Syndrome. Where will you be when it strikes?
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.