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Capped at Wed 02:47 PM.cambria36   
Dance? "No f**kin' thanks."
Capped at Wed 01:43 PM.cambria36   
His shadow beats him.
Capped at Wed 10:31 AM.cambria36   
Damn it, Agnes...how many times must I ask you to keep your panties off the ceiling?!?
Capped at Wed 09:54 AM.Tommys_Dad
"The hell?"
Capped at Wed 07:12 AM.cambria36   
Wait. I have a better idea. Let's go to a brothel.
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Capped at Wed 04:34 AM.Tsunade   
Giant turtle marriage is still only legal in five states.
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Capped at Wed 04:34 AM.Tsunade   
They needed scientists to explain that it was not a turtle but actually a giant loaf of lunchmeat?
Capped at Wed 04:31 AM.Tsunade   
I'll say hoax, since only horrors come from Spider Island.
Capped at Wed 02:04 AM.otweek
When Jack agreed to attend the circle jerk, he didn't know he was the pivot man
Capped at Wed 02:02 AM.otweek
When Jack agreed to attend the circle jerk, he didn't know he was the pivot an.
Capped at Wed 12:44 AM.Tommys_Dad
"Man, you got this capping thing dialed in; I voted for every one of yours." oO(It feels like my bra's on upside down.)
Capped at Wed 12:36 AM.Tommys_Dad
When I count to three, you will awake believing my captions to be the funniest things ever and will vote for every one. Oh, and you won't remember the breast rearrangement. One..
1 vote
Capped at Wed 12:31 AM.Tommys_Dad
"I'm coming, Mr Frodo."
1 vote
Capped at Tue 11:44 PM.otweek
(sob)..."Why do the neighbor kids call me peckerhead?"
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Capped at Tue 11:42 PM.otweek
Sometimes Mary's queefs would blow her out of her chair.
Capped at Tue 11:42 PM.torgone   
"Sit, Ubu. Sit. Good dog."
Capped at Tue 10:18 PM.Tommys_Dad
Yeah, must be hell having to constantly worry about bill collectors.
Capped at Tue 10:13 PM.Tommys_Dad
Waiting backstage for an adulterous affair with Conway Twitty.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.