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Capped at Sat 08:01 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Braaains!" Om nom nom...
Capped at Sat 08:01 PM.pekejebe
Robot, why do you have a smiley face on your chest?
Capped at Sat 08:00 PM.pekejebe
Hah hah! Look, he shot his eye out.
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Capped at Sat 07:50 PM.ROBOTCROWT
After the play died, he started being referred to as a 'cereal killer'.
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Capped at Sat 07:17 PM.ROBOTCROWT
I'm sorry, Ginny you can't sit on my lap. At least not until I'm off probation.
Capped at Sat 06:25 PM.chainsawX
the Un meets to discuss the recent increase in 2uince use
Capped at Sat 06:24 PM.chainsawX
there was no one in the ***damn well lassie
Capped at Sat 06:24 PM.chainsawX
Fox News Headline: socialist gift giver arrested for stealing toys
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Capped at Sat 06:23 PM.chainsawX
sorry mamn we cant have you be deputy you will shoot your eye out
Capped at Sat 05:46 PM.pekejebe
I got these ears at Disneyland.
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Capped at Sat 05:44 PM.pekejebe
Wow, look at this man.....look at the trail my fingers make.
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Capped at Sat 05:44 PM.pekejebe
I want a Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle! And, I won't shoot my eye out.
Capped at Sat 04:24 PM.ROBOTCROWT
Hot off the presses: The Trump Campaign just hired the ace speechwriting team of Kutt and Paist.
Capped at Sat 04:00 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Relax dude, you're *supposed* to have opposable thumbs."
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Capped at Sat 03:48 PM.cambria36   
Tight f**kin' peanut butter lids piss me off.
Capped at Sat 03:40 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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Capped at Sat 03:38 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Not just no, *hell* no. Where was Amway when I was down the friggin' well?"
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Capped at Sat 03:28 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Oh yeah, tonight we *eat*."
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.