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Capped at Mon 08:53 PM.Tommys_Dad
If she'd left another $10.00, Jimmy could have himself "professionally" taken care of.
Capped at Mon 06:42 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Do you have any other choices for tattoos?"
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Capped at Mon 04:51 PM.flavio   
Stupid hoverboard!
Capped at Mon 04:34 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Watch it Melba, don't trip over the border."
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Capped at Mon 04:24 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Stan, you have GOT to quit killing cappers."
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Capped at Mon 10:32 AM.McFrenzy
There has to be an easier way to make a Bloomin Onion.
Capped at Mon 10:31 AM.McFrenzy
One does not simply walk into Mordor, unless you personally know Beyonce.
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Capped at Mon 10:29 AM.McFrenzy
Leaving him no time for industrial arts.
Capped at Mon 10:15 AM.cambria36   
A cheese omelet and be quick about it...boy.
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Capped at Mon 09:13 AM.cambria36   
In ancient Rome, the blind were allowed to fondle anyone, anywhere, any time.
Capped at Mon 09:11 AM.cambria36   
If debauchery at sea was still permitted, the Navy couldn't handle the legions of applicants.
Capped at Mon 05:52 AM.Tommys_Dad
o/` Then one day he was shootin' at some food, when up through the ground come bubblin' crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea. o/` *FOOMP*
Capped at Mon 02:15 AM.pekejebe
and Tommys_Dad as Bert
Capped at Mon 01:33 AM.torgone   
"One does not simply *force* one's skull out of one's head."
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Capped at Mon 12:51 AM.Tsunade   
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Capped at Mon 12:50 AM.Tsunade   
She is waaaaaaay beyond shirtless.
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Capped at Mon 12:48 AM.Tsunade   
Tommy's Dad and the shirtless lady at home.
Capped at Mon 12:27 AM.pekejebe
The town held their annual meeting on finding the lunch money thief.
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.