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chainsawXis that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
flavio Well, well, well, are you sure you're not Tommy's brother?
flavio Wait'll they get a load a me
cambria36 Windows 10 is beginning to piss me off.
cambria36 In-door pool.
cambria36 High School assembly featuring an on-stage farting contest.
cambria36 Immediately regrets trying the milking machine on his penis.
Tommys_Dad"Myrna, how come flavio never chases you like that?"
cambria36 Self circumcision isn't recommended by the AMA
Tommys_DadWell, you can't very well expect the elusive Robert Denby to just waltz over to the snack bar or box office.
Tommys_DadWhen God sneezes.
Tommys_DadoO(She seems nice.)
Tommys_DadCambria, is that the timber tractor?
McFrenzyI'm not talking until my indigenous Eskimo lawyer gets here.
McFrenzyI tractor for the great taste of Purina cat chow, chow chow chow.
McFrenzyDoctor, doorknobs look like corn dogs to me. "Which would explain their moistness. Never invite me to your home again. "Even for 2uince?" Except for 2uince.
McFrenzyRuns on 2uince, you say, seems like a waste of 2uince. "You're a waste of 2uince." Hey! "Hi."
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.