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Last caption at 12:18 AM / The current time is 12:37 AM
Capped at Fri 12:18 AM.Tommys_Dad
DON'T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE
Capped at Fri 12:16 AM.LibTard
He kept randomly lashing out at people with accusations of drug abuse, calling them 'dog-faced pony soldiers' and answering questions with 'look' and 'c'mon, man' and 'I've got hairy legs.' #VoteBiden
Capped at Fri 12:00 AM.pekejebe
Phew phew phew
1 vote
Capped at Thu 11:30 PM.Tommys_Dad
Well, look at the bright side, the political capper was a member of the SEARCH PARTY.
Capped at Thu 11:20 PM.pekejebe
Look Mary, we're not in the Bonanza caption series, so stop whistling the Bonanza theme.
Capped at Thu 09:07 PM.flavio   
Please stop whistling The Good The Bad and The Ugly theme
Capped at Thu 09:02 PM.flavio   
No, Jeff's my brother, I'm Sheldon Goldblum
1 vote
Capped at Thu 09:01 PM.flavio   
How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Capped at Thu 08:59 PM.flavio   
I think you should know that your Calcutta Street Haggis gave me the Tijuana High Kicks
Capped at Thu 08:26 PM.Thumbnail
For the rest of you, the winning numbers in last night's lottery drawing are...
1 vote
Capped at Thu 07:36 PM.Tommys_Dad
This seems familiar somehow. Have we captioned this before?
Capped at Thu 07:35 PM.pekejebe
Oh no! Not again.
1 vote
Capped at Thu 07:24 PM.pekejebe
I think the pea is under this one.
Capped at Thu 06:26 PM.Thumbnail
No substitutions! No exceptions! It is Ape Law.
Capped at Thu 06:20 PM.Thumbnail
I threw the garbage on the wall, now it's Calcutta street haggis. Enjoy.
Capped at Thu 05:12 PM.Tommys_Dad
"Wait here, I'm gonna go find out what that thing on the wall is."
1 vote
Capped at Thu 05:08 PM.Tommys_Dad
"You gonna finish your Calcutta street haggis?"
Capped at Thu 05:07 PM.pekejebe
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Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.