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Tommys_DadThey represent the Lollipop Guild.
pekejebeEmployees, please note that Parseltongue is now a required language. S-s-s-ee your s-s-s-s-upervisor about where to s-s-s-ign up.
pekejebeYes, all that stuff and I do speak Parseltongue.
flavio Yes, all that stuff and I am starting a jazz fusion band
LibTard"Don't you understand? The Demonbrats have promised to take election results to court if Biden doesn't win. This could go on for months without an odd number on the Supreme Court." #FakeNewsUntilMarch
flavio And now for some scat: Squeebop fococia dee dop caligula mooly mooly mooly gangrene falafel gingivitis!!!!!!!!!
flavio About to speak in tongues
ThumbnailOh, that? Just the undead seeking mindless revenge.
amjoanAstrid, I'm making my own political caption site. Please join me. Astrid: Get lost!
ThumbnailAnd that's why I had to put all those poisonous snakes in your sock drawer.
amjoanMel: "I told the boss, I said, why doesn't this LibTard person get his own personal political caption site and go away once and for all". Jake: "But sire, no-one would go to that site". Sam: "And..."
ThumbnailReturn to your tables, the perfume squirted has been subdued.
AlienInvasionFleetDon't forget, guys, celebrity spokes-rodent Pepe LePew says that just a little dab behind each ear and Yves Sanint Low-rent's Musk de Skunk will drive her wild.
ThumbnailGrab your dance partner for this next tune, Don't Bagpipe The Sheep Lungs Before Kissing Me Goodnight.
ThumbnailWatch your step, HAL has been killing astronauts again.
LibTardoO(Trump's gonna nominate a woman for 'RBG's' SCOTUS seat? Well, he's just pandering to the female voters...totally unlike when Clinton nominated RGB in the first place.) #SelfDelusional
ThumbnailLooks like I picked a good week to start sniffing Lysol Noggin Polish.
ThumbnailIf you must know, I'm putting Frank's Red Hot Sauce on everything.
Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.