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Bake Your Own Turkey Weekend 2004

Here at Inventing Situations, we've tried to carry on the tradition of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day marathons by staging our own . Starting at 12 noon EST, Wednesday, November 24th we'll be offering fans a chance to make their own captions for stills from as many of the films used on MST3k as we can get access and rights to. Since we don't have the money to get rights to anything, we'll just offer up the raw unmstied versions of as many of the public domain [1] films we can get our hands on. As usual, we've got a number of films that are NEW to Inventing Situations this year and we've even got the original theatrical trailers of a few films, and hope to get some new screengrabs for a few of the returning films.

New for 2004: [103] The Mad Monster, [105] The Corpse Vanishes, [320] Appreciating Our Parents, [411] The Magic Sword, [414] Tormented, [509] Girl In Lover's Lane, [514] Is This Love?, [902] The Phantom Planet, [912] Robot Rumpus.
Plus trailers for [602] Invasion U.S.A., [623] The Amazing Transparent Man, [804] The Deadly Mantis
And returning with new grabs after a year's absence, [513] The Brain That Wouldn't Die.

Meanwhile, at the Glitterdome, caution will be thrown to the wind as actual episodes of mst will be offered for captioning on the Cap Board.

While you're waiting for the feast to begin, feel free to check out what's available for capping now.

Be sure to check out Daddy-O's Drive In Dirt, which is a valuable source of information on these films.

A look at years past: 2009 2008 2007 2006 2005 2004 2003 2002

Below is a list of the features and shorts we'll be playing. The shorts always remain in regular rotation here, and the films still show up as SOL Classics in our feature film rotation.

Thanks, the Management

The Menu

Season 1 - Season 2 - Season 3 - Season 4 - Season 5 - Season 6 - Season 7 - Season 8 - Season 9 - Season 10 - Others

From Season 5
  Hercules
Featured in episode [502].
Steve Reeves' first, if not oiliest, turn as the beefy demigod.
Courtesy of the archive.org Feature Film collection. [2]
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Sure Herc, sure.  

What To Do On A Date
Short shown with [503] Swamp Diamonds.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Curse you, Gray Zombie! Swamp Women aka Swamp Diamonds
Featured in episode [503].
Mike "Touch" Connors and Beverly Garland star in this Roger Corman funfest.
Available at archive.org
Meanwhile, in cafepress' shipping department.

I'm really sorry, folks. Eegah!
Featured in episode [506].
Courtesy of Xigeous.
hotornot.com poster girl I Accuse My Parents
Featured in episode [507].

Girl in Lover's Lane
Featured in episode [509].
Jack Elam vs. Big Stupid. Go Jack, Jack!
'What's the deal with stalkers?' Body Care And Grooming
Short shown with [510] The Painted Hills.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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This forest is creeping me out

Why Pile on Pete, you're trying to seduce me... The Painted Hills
Featured in episode [510].
Lassie, Pile on Pete, et. al. foil a claim-jumper or some such nonsense.
MITCHELL! Mitchell
Featured in episode [512].
Courtesy of The Gray Zombie

The Brain That Wouldn't Die
Featured in episode [513].
Back in the rotation and, we think, still in the public domain.
Courtesy of the archive.org Feature Film collection. [2]
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Jan. In the pan. Is This Love?
Short shown with [514] Teen-Age Strangler.
Peg wants to marry her new boyfriend, Joe. Her roommate Liz thinks this is a bad idea. What do you think?
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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What is this love you hu-mons speak of?

Bonerland? are you sure? Cheating
Short shown with [515] The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Behind the scenes at Inventing Situations. The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman
Featured in episode [515].

What About Juvenile Delinquency?
Short shown with [518] The Atomic Brain.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Hey you! Don't cap this! Cap that! The Atomic Brain
Featured in episode [518].
AKA Monstrosity
Mad scientist does creepy things with young girls.
Meanwhile, at the Playboy Mansion.

  Design for Dreaming
Short shown with [524] 12 to the Moon.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Nooooveena!  

From Season 6
A Date With Your Family
Short shown with [602] Invasion U.S.A.
Plus color out-takes from the original short!
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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What's in the soup? Trailer for Invasion U.S.A.
Feature used in episode [602].
Trailer courtesy of the Sabucat Archive. [2]
Download it now.
A hot dog makes her do what now?

Last time I take a dinner invite from James Lileks. Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm
Short shown with [607] Bloodlust!
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Package for you from a Mr. Spacey A Day at the Fair
Short shown with [608] Code Name: Diamond Head.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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A Young Man's Fancy
Short shown with [610] The Violent Years.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Mmmmm, figgy pudding Are You Ready for Marriage?
Short shown with [616] Racket Girls.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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o/~ It's a long way to your Aunt Mary o/~

Oh, grow up, people. Out of this World
Short shown with [618] High School Big Shot.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Veronica's Closet is filmed in front of a live studio audience. Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance
Short shown with [619] Red Zone Cuba.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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The Days of Our Years
Short shown with [623] The Amazing Transparent Man.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
Download it now.
Whatever it is, he's against it. Trailer for The Amazing Transparent Man
Feature used in episode [623].
Trailer courtesy of the Sabucat Archive. [2]
Download it now.
Look what my hand just did.

  Samson vs. The Vampire Women
Featured in episode [624].
Two words: Santo!
Hooray for Santo Claus!  

From Season 7
Once Upon a Honeymoon
Short shown with [701] Night of the Blood Beast. Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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I have no idea where your blue gown went, dear The Chicken of Tomorrow
Short shown with [702] The Brute Man.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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I'm making a break for it!

From Season 8
  Trailer for The Deadly Mantis
Feature used in episode [804].
Trailer courtesy of the Sabucat Archive. [2]
Download it now.
Give us some gum!  

From Season 9
The Phantom Planet
Featured in Episode [902].
In which we learn that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful.
With Richard Kiel, Dean Fredericks, and Dolores Faith.
Available at archive.org
Wait, is this the good or the beautiful? Century 21 Calling
Short shown with [906] The Space Children.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Everyday life, here in . . . The 21st Century!

Man, what was in that stuff? Robot Rumpus
Short shown with [912] The Screaming Skull.
Everyone's favorite green lump of clay (Gumby, not Paul Williams) stars in this technophobe screed.
You aren't like the other boys. You're creepy. The Screaming Skull (with trailer)
Featured in episode [912].
One of my college housemates stars as the darling Mickey the gardener. There is a plot of one sort or another.

From Season 10
Track Of The Moon Beast
Featured in episode [1007].
A film made with chicken....corn...green peppers...chili...onions....
I hope they play California Lady A Case of Spring Fever
Short shown with [1012] Squirm.
Plenty of Coily-goodness.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Well, it's an improvement over carrot top

Rarities
  Assignment: Venezuela
Short featured at the 1996 ConventioCon.
Despite the fact that most of you have never seen this, the Brains still mstied it, and that's good enough for me.
Courtesy of the Prelinger archive. [2]
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Is that Stud coming?  
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[1]Well, our best research indicates these films are public domain, but you may want to determine that for yourself before using these films in your own projects. Note that while the trailers we're running are in the public domain, the full feature films they're for may not be.

[2] The Prelinger, Feature Films, A/V Geeks, and Sabucat Archives are made available in cooperation with the Internet Moving Images Archive (at archive.org).

Bert "144b" Tilley, December 21, 1963 to February 20, 2006.
Shorts, trailers and most features supplied by the Internet Moving Images Archive (at www.archive.org) in association with Prelinger, A/V Geeks and Sabucat Archives.
Most mini-icons by FAMFAMFAM.