Dear Diary.....

...I met a hot plumber today...he knocked on my trailer door smelling like sweet urinal blocks....ummmmm!

...I ran and put on my best dress and started singing show tunes to impress him...

...he was so impressed he invited some of his friends over for taco's...

...found out the hotty was mute so he drew me a picture...does he want to give me an inspection....or what....

...then he whipped out a picture of a large erect building...does he want to......

....bust my dam wide open...let me find out...

....yes, he wants to light my box on fire....

...I asked my picture of Ben Franklin for some advice....

...Ben suggested to be like a wide open highway....what did that mean I wonder?....

...his friend was much cuter but had an annoying itch...

...after he showered he proceeded to write in my diary a story he read in Penthouse.... that's it.....!

...I lost it and exploded like Hiroshima....kicked his ass out and...

...I went to the airport and drooled over the sexy baggage handlers...dear diary...good night!...........The End