All of the facts that follow are true, unlike the many lies that accompany them.
Born during a sandstorm in the Valley of Kings. Many people felt Gerson was almost certainly destined for greatness. These people were and are what is commonly known as morons. Having widdled his way through various levels of state funded education, he has gone on to distinguish himself almost exclusively by his widely paralleled mediocrity. His distinguishing characteristics and achievements are few, as are the people who actually care for his sullen company. On the rare occasions that he makes any public action or gesture, it can be quickly identified as an annoying plea for attention. Having recieved nearly no awards or recognition in the past decade, he serves on no civic and community groups.