The Other Stuff
English translation of bovine works, non haiku form bovine works, and human
works about bovines.
Cow Haiku
heavy, solid, true
black and white and grazing green
softly they moo, moo, moo...
from Marian Brown (submitted on paper, no less)
added: May 2, 2000
The cow's love song
My lover is a bull
.He lives on the farm next door
.He calls to me,
..I cannot touch him.
..I am in this basement crying
..But when my owner walks me,
..m
o
o
o
o
o
o!
..I see my lover, he calls to me.
..ALAS!
..Damn the electric fence!
From BSingh6997 at aol com's pet cow who lives in the basement.
added: July 8, 1998
(a little poem of British cows)
ga ga diddi diddi da ga ga
whahh.. ga diddi do daaaaaa
Says Matthias Kempa (the submitter) - "OK, its weird, i know, but its because the
kreuzfeld jacob disease of the british cows." He said it, not us, ok?
added: July 8, 1998
untitled (Cow Poem?)
We walked in the lane together
The sky was covered with stars
We reached the gate in silence
As i lifted down the bars
She neither smiled nor thanked me
Because she knew not how
For i was only a Farmer's Boy
And she was a Jersey Cow.
submitted by stevenc at mint dot net.
added: December 19, 1997
BEAT COW
moo moo moomoo moo?
mo-mo-moo, moo moo-moo, mo-mo-moo
moo. ... moo moo? moo!
Submitted by fredcarp
added: July 15 97
here's one thaight's cow said to him:
moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
... moo moo moo
added: June 25 97
Muuu mu muouu
Mouuu, mouuu, moo.
Muu
by Emma Lindgren's bovine pal
A114. They're from Sweden where the cows say Mu.
added: June 25 97
The Woeful Bovine
Why is that cow bawling?
Well, I'll tell you now:
We weaned her bull calf off her --
She's a decalfinated cow!
by Lee Kirk.
added: May 07 97
untitled limerick
There once was a cow with the blues;
Of incest she had been accused.
...So they tied up her teats,
...And anchored her feet,
And left her where none heard her moos.
by TX7turtle.
added: Feb 19 97
"A Cow"
I wander to and fro and
i chew my puke!
I eat the grass and
I have a really big ass!
Moo, Moo, Moo!
Woo, Woo, Woo!
Yank on my udder and
I'll give you milk to make some butter!
Moooweeooooowooooo
Moooowhoooooooooooo!
I am a big, big
COW!!!!!
Written by Elduardo the pet cow, and translated by BuzzGr309.
added: Feb 19 97
The Lone Cow
The lone cow lays on the green pasture
"Mooo", she says, "Moo"
There are no other cows to be seen
"Mooo," she says, "Moo"
They have all been slaughtered by Farmer Bob
"Mooo," she says, "Moo"
She is alone now, woe is she
"Mooo," she says, "Moo"
So she cries her sad melody
"Mooo," she says, "Moo"
By Joanna Hoffman
This poem is dedicated to Katie Christie
added: Jan 27 97
A cow limerick
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO
submitted by David B. Miller and added 7/15/96
A pasture of cows
The deep "moo" of lowing kine
Ah! To be bovine
submitted by Kim Omori
A cow related poem from the Red Green Show
We like our burgers, beef ribs, and ..........rumproast and steak
We like, ah sirloin, t-bone and [some kind of] steak
We also like leather shoes and fur belts
You always hurt the ones you love
We are obviously quite fond of cows or we wouldn't be slaughtering them so
much
submitted by Joe Murray
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